Topic: How do you deal with having a micro-penis?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,524
Lets be honest here, I'm a small man. I am far from average and barely make it to 3 and a half inches erect. My small problem has been ruining my life. Growing up as a teen, I was hoping that when puberty hit me, my appendage would grow larger. No such luck. I spent a lot of time reading articles about how men who were only 5 inches need not feel inadequate because that was average. Hello! I would be impressed if I were 5 inches. I have been ridiculed due to my size. In the locker room the other students used to point and laugh, calling me 'Pinocockio'. It really upset me and the bullying led to me contemplating suicide often. I haven't even been able to form a relationship with a woman. I am a 28 year old virgin. The first and last time I was with a woman she just laughed. She didn't even touch it, just asked "is that it"? She still said she wanted to do it and said she would quickly pop to the store to buy some condoms. She never came back. I cried myself to sleep that night. Ever since then, I have never even approached a woman. I can't even look at porn because all the men make me feel woefully ill equipped. I really hate having a small penis. If you think you're small, think again and count yourself lucky.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #655,571
I couldn't care less about the size of a man's dick and you know, i don't imagine a micro penis being a deal breaker for all women.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #655,572
Post it on tinychan until it becomes a meme.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #655,582
@OP> she would quickly pop to the store to buy some condoms.
Relax. She is still out there looking for a condom that will fit.
Cosco Rubber Finger Pads, Small $2.99-12 pack. Ribbed for her enjoyment.
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Becky or KL? Hmm...... This is a tricky one. I will say becky!
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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #656,020
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@656,019 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's actually a recent picture of Fake anon. The local trolls could not stand the thought of an educated Jewish man being in a position of power here, so they've gone on the offensive.
That's actually a recent picture of Fake anon. The local trolls could not stand the thought of an educated Jewish man being in a position of power here, so they've gone on the offensive.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #656,026
@656,024 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hey look everyone! He posted the same tired shtick for the thousandth time in a row! Isn't he funny? Post it again! Post it again!
Hey look everyone! He posted the same tired shtick for the thousandth time in a row! Isn't he funny? Post it again! Post it again!
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #656,027
@previous (M)
I am convinced that the Derek Collective has begun using bots.
The sheer dedication to repetition is surely the work of a bot!
I am convinced that the Derek Collective has begun using bots.
The sheer dedication to repetition is surely the work of a bot!