Topic: Apparently Hitler had some problems
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,412
...with his junk
Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim
Hitler’s manhood was apparently extremely small and malformed due to a condition called hypospadias, a new book on the dictator claims. Historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie cite newly uncovered medical records that show Hitler had a “micropenis” in their new book entitled, “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute.”
According to a description by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, people with the condition may “have problems with abnormal spraying of urine and might have to sit to urinate. In some boys with hypospadias, the testicle has not fully descended into the scrotum. If hypospadias is not treated it can lead to problems later in life, such as difficulty performing sexual intercourse or difficulty urinating while standing.”
The report comes just over a month since researchers at the University of Erlangen said they had found prison documents confirming that Hitler also had only one testicle. The condition, chryptorchidism, occurs when one or both testicles fail to descend during childhood.
Records show that he also used a bunch of cocaine and had semen injections.
Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim
Hitler’s manhood was apparently extremely small and malformed due to a condition called hypospadias, a new book on the dictator claims. Historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie cite newly uncovered medical records that show Hitler had a “micropenis” in their new book entitled, “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute.”
According to a description by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, people with the condition may “have problems with abnormal spraying of urine and might have to sit to urinate. In some boys with hypospadias, the testicle has not fully descended into the scrotum. If hypospadias is not treated it can lead to problems later in life, such as difficulty performing sexual intercourse or difficulty urinating while standing.”
The report comes just over a month since researchers at the University of Erlangen said they had found prison documents confirming that Hitler also had only one testicle. The condition, chryptorchidism, occurs when one or both testicles fail to descend during childhood.
Records show that he also used a bunch of cocaine and had semen injections.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #654,014
u can see it in his face. his face saYS 'I HAVE PNIS PROBLEMS'
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #654,015
sounds more like jews doing damage control after they forgot to renew to copyright on Mein Kampf
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #654,019
I find the 70+ year obsession with Hitler's genitalia weird. Okay, he was a bad guy but why is it always about his package? Couldn't he have just had a fucked up childhood or sociopathy or something? Maybe a Jewish professor dissed his watercolors and declined his application to art school?
I mean, you just never hear this about other dictators. "Ah ha! Pol Pot had genital warts and that's why he did the Cambodian genocide!" Or "See! Stalin orchestrated the Holodomor because he got his dick stuck in a zipper once" or "Did you hear Mao had a really tight foreskin and that's why he starved so many people in the Great Leap Forward?".
It's not explicitly stated that Hitler's malformed genitals were the cause of his tyranny but it's heavily implied. Why?
I mean, you just never hear this about other dictators. "Ah ha! Pol Pot had genital warts and that's why he did the Cambodian genocide!" Or "See! Stalin orchestrated the Holodomor because he got his dick stuck in a zipper once" or "Did you hear Mao had a really tight foreskin and that's why he starved so many people in the Great Leap Forward?".
It's not explicitly stated that Hitler's malformed genitals were the cause of his tyranny but it's heavily implied. Why?
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #654,020
@previous (Metæ)
Napoleon is infamous for a micro penis. Stolen and later recovered.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/napoleon-s-penis-size-confirmed-channel-4-documentary-calls-the-artifact-very-small-9235101.html
Napoleon is infamous for a micro penis. Stolen and later recovered.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/napoleon-s-penis-size-confirmed-channel-4-documentary-calls-the-artifact-very-small-9235101.html
Dead Nigger Disposal Engineer joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #654,023
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #654,025
@654,019 (Metæ)
Well, I'm pretty sure character assassination wasn't foremost on the authors minds because, well, it's fucking Hitler. You can't do much worse. It's interesting to examine the possible motivations of someone who caused a war that basically defined the modern world.
Sure, having some micro-genitalia may have helped, but so might the cocktail of cocaine and other drugs he was taking. I think that's pretty valuable history.
Well, I'm pretty sure character assassination wasn't foremost on the authors minds because, well, it's fucking Hitler. You can't do much worse. It's interesting to examine the possible motivations of someone who caused a war that basically defined the modern world.
Sure, having some micro-genitalia may have helped, but so might the cocktail of cocaine and other drugs he was taking. I think that's pretty valuable history.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #654,026
It doesn't take a big stick to be able to wipe out the jews.
McKenna Pearl joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #654,028
lots of people said his penis was normal too, but i guess that doesn't sell hashtags.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #654,030
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Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,034
@654,025 (A)
I guess it's because it distracts from the important questions: why and how?
In 1923 Hitler was a 34 year old bankrupt, imprisoned, failed artist, failed revolutionary, total laughing stock of a failed political party, no family, no education, no money, just about as much of a loser as it is possible to be. In 1933 no one was laughing. How did he get from 1923 to 1933? "tiny chode lol xD" — true or not — doesn't cut it as an explanation.
I guess it's because it distracts from the important questions: why and how?
In 1923 Hitler was a 34 year old bankrupt, imprisoned, failed artist, failed revolutionary, total laughing stock of a failed political party, no family, no education, no money, just about as much of a loser as it is possible to be. In 1933 no one was laughing. How did he get from 1923 to 1933? "tiny chode lol xD" — true or not — doesn't cut it as an explanation.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,036
@previous (Metæ)
> In 1923 Hitler was a 34 year old bankrupt, imprisoned, failed artist, failed revolutionary, total laughing stock of a failed political party, no family, no education, no money, just about as much of a loser as it is possible to be. In 1933 no one was laughing. How did he get from 1923 to 1933?
I'm not saying there wasn't more of an explanation there, but examining the motivations of an individual during that time would maybe make some sense, yes? Sure, having a tiny pee-pee might have been the roots of some of the anger, but what about the potential for coke addiction and the injections he was taking? It's historically interesting.
Caveat: I like to make fun of Hitler as much as possible. I don't see how any real advocate of freedom could support him.
> In 1923 Hitler was a 34 year old bankrupt, imprisoned, failed artist, failed revolutionary, total laughing stock of a failed political party, no family, no education, no money, just about as much of a loser as it is possible to be. In 1933 no one was laughing. How did he get from 1923 to 1933?
I'm not saying there wasn't more of an explanation there, but examining the motivations of an individual during that time would maybe make some sense, yes? Sure, having a tiny pee-pee might have been the roots of some of the anger, but what about the potential for coke addiction and the injections he was taking? It's historically interesting.
Caveat: I like to make fun of Hitler as much as possible. I don't see how any real advocate of freedom could support him.
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,070
@654,019 (Metæ)
Modern culture is obsessed with big dicks because of all the porn
So laughing at Hitlers dick allows modern people to get a sense of revenge and satisfaction at the post-death humiliation.
Modern culture is obsessed with big dicks because of all the porn
So laughing at Hitlers dick allows modern people to get a sense of revenge and satisfaction at the post-death humiliation.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,116
Was Hitler's penis still larger than Negi's though?
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Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,257
@654,036 (A)
By all means assassinate Hitler's character, but it still seems weird you never hear this about other dictators.
By all means assassinate Hitler's character, but it still seems weird you never hear this about other dictators.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,268
This is bullshit. None of his medical records have shown him to have any abnormalities including having only one teste. Also, he was taking around 40-50 injections regularly throughout his days.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,323
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Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,376
@654,034 (Metæ)
i think its a law in israel to beat up their little strawman on the internet at least once a day.
gotta justify all those gibs israel receives from the US somehow right?
i think its a law in israel to beat up their little strawman on the internet at least once a day.
gotta justify all those gibs israel receives from the US somehow right?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,415
If it he did it all because of a small penis, wouldn't you think he'd lash out at the blacks instead of jews? I'm thinking either he was really upset about being circumcised, or his dick had nothing to do with any of it.