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Topic: I accidentally bought 96 packs of cat treats on Amazon

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q started this discussion 10 years ago #50,407

I thought I was just buying 8 of them. But I was buying 8 packs of 12. 18 pounds (8.16 kg) of catnip treats in total.

Thanks.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #653,947

well, now you can get more cats

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #653,948

What, praytell, are you going to do with all those cat treats?

McKenna Pearl joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #653,949

wow they must have been a good deal!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #653,951

will the cats feast?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,956

Pics of the cats enjoying them?!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,958

@653,948 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Force feed them to the cats like the foie gras beagles

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,959

@previous (G)
Go to bed, lad.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,960

@OP

that would last becky almost a week

Anonymous H double-posted this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,961

@653,959 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
why do you tell everyone to go to bed?

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,962

@653,959 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's 2pm. Thanks

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,964

@previous (G)
he told me to go to bed at like nine am this morning..

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,965

@previous (H)
Were you in bed anyway though?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,966

@653,961 (H)
For fun
@653,962 (G)
There is nowhere on the planet where it is 2pm, sorry.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,967

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Right. It's 2:26pm

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,968

@653,956 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I opened the box and the fat(ter) cat just climbed in and laid on the bed of catnip treats.

It's honestly a really obscene amount of treats. I may give some to a local cat shelter, in case these things go bad.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,969

@653,947 (squeegee)
The thought crossed my mind.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,975

@653,968 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Aw! Show us!

Adam Jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,986

@653,968 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Why didn't you just return them??

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,987

@previous (Adam Jensen)
Because I'm considering starting a catabuse blog involving force-feeding my cats 3 oz of cat treats per day

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,988

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
My kittys regard for me is directly proportionate to how much I overfeed her.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,022

@653,959 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
why do you say that to everybody

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,027

@653,956 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
That

Are you afraid we will dox your cats and send them pizzas?

RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,029

@654,022 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
why are you typing like the wrong rwby

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,035

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
Sometimes I drop into all lower case, when I want to convey a certain tone.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,037

@654,029 (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
Putting the word "official" in your trip doesn't really make you official or fool anyone. We've been dealing with KL for years and would know him by the text voice. :\

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,038

@654,027 (L)
becky has shown me pictures of her pussy, it's not like you can dox a cat

RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,043

@654,037 (L)
duh im not even trying to fool anyone
just rwby posting #officially

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,047

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
Do you even watch RWBY?

RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,048

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Does it matter

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,050

@654,047 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
No one watches RWBY.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,052

@654,048 (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
You did say you were RWBY posting officially.

One would hope that an official would know their subject matter.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,053

@654,050 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> mfw this guy
As TheSheep would say: "You are delusional..."

RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,054

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
hahaha he would too say that

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,059

@654,053 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
As Big Daddy Derek would say: "Stop watching cartoons, and get a LIFE, you RETARD. Thanks". Thanks.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,183

Update: i miscounted. It is only 48 packs

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,184

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Do you keep a multiplication table in all of your court documents so you can pretend to do mental calculations without looking fucking retarded?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,261

Externally hosted imageCatte

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,263

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Thank you for proving the existence of your very real, adorable cat.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,281

@654,183 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
that's like, half the packs

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,388

@654,263 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Not my cat, is boyfriend's. He is beautiful though!

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM double-posted this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,395

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Update: not any longer...

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,402

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Did he lose the cat or did you lose him?

I'm sorry. I hope the kitty or your boyfriend had a chip if they're lost :(

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,414

i bought a rubber torso on ebay and i am going to hide it in someones backyard w/ just a lil bit poking out

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,450

@654,402 (J)
Neither. Cat went to the vet last week and has been terrified of boyfriend ever since, hissing and yowling whenever he sees boyfriend stand up, and now scratching too. Boyfriend gives up and is takin him back to the spca. I'm mad at boyfriend.

RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,454

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Giving up after a week? On his baby? What a huge asshole, dump him, that's super fucked up

RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,455

@654,450 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Why don't you take cat? You said your new place allows cats

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,465

@654,450 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Does it attack him?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,622

@654,455 (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
I dont move in until May or I absolutely would have. My current lease doesn't allow pets and my roommate is very very allergic to cats.

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Yes

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,659

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Well then, why are you angry at him? You cant expect him to live like that.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,678

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Because this isn't normal behavior for catte, who for the past 3 years has been the sweetest and most tolerant catte ever. He's never seen another cat in his life, has only ever been in two apartments, and hasn't been outside. He stayed at the vet overnight surrounded by other cats who were sick and in pain (as was he), of course he's gonna be weird for a while. Boyfriend didn't give catte a fucking chance. He didn't try to see if we knew anyone who could take him for a while. He didn't want to stay at my place for a while. He didn't really try anything.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,694

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Get the cat medicated and wait a week

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,702

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
The cat is gone.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,706

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Your boyfriend is a piece of shit

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,776

@previous (M)
The worst part is that he truly believes this is the best thing for catte, that cat will be happier and better off

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,778

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,779

@654,702 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
To where? Is it dead?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,781

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Spca

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,837

@654,706 (M)

> Your boyfriend is a piece of shit

I expected more from him for some reason.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,838

@654,776 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Next to nobody adopts 3 year old cats. Did you tell him that they probably killed it
He in denial

Anonymous S replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,839

@previous (M)
My cousin and I went to the shelter with his ex-girlfriend. We came out with 2 cats. The younger female of 4 years and the older male that was 7 years of age at the time. Few years down the road to today, still got 'em and great as ever.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #654,914

@654,838 (M)
He's a gorgeous Maine coon and I don't think it's a kill shelter.
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