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Topic: What is the most painless way to drink a starbucks?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,391

Please give advice

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #653,784

Stop wasting money on their shitty products. That'll make it less painful.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,787

@OP
Through a rectal douche. Thanks.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,795

add four...or five shots of pure grain alcohol...that should do the trick..

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,806

Without lactose

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,807

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
my saliva contains zero lactose..


just saying..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,812

@previous (D)

> my saliva contains zero lactose..
>
>
> just saying..

Creep

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,838

@653,807 (D)
Trip does not want your rapebabies, pedobert.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,845

With a feeding tube.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,018

use it as bait to lure a degenerate to your buffalo bill dungeon

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,040

@previous (G)

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,340

@previous (H)
damnit it swamp thing, stop defying the laws of physics
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