Topic: What is the most painless way to drink a starbucks?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,391
Please give advice
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #653,784
Stop wasting money on their shitty products. That'll make it less painful.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #653,787
@OP
Through a rectal douche. Thanks.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,795
add four...or five shots of pure grain alcohol...that should do the trick..
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,806
Without lactose
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,807
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
my saliva contains zero lactose..
just saying..
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,812
@previous (D)
> my saliva contains zero lactose..
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> just saying..
Creep
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,838
@653,807 (D)
Trip does not want your rapebabies, pedobert.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #653,845
With a feeding tube.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,018
use it as bait to lure a degenerate to your buffalo bill dungeon
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #654,040
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #654,340
@previous (H)
damnit it swamp thing, stop defying the laws of physics
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