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Topic: Smartphones + porn = conspiracy

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #50,119

While you use your phone for that, there is a camera infront of your face AND dick. Cameras that accessible without you knowing.


It's so obvious that this opportunity is too good to pass in the eyes of crazy scientists who wish to study human sexuality.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #650,814

Pink meth

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,815

yes, crazy scientists.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #651,164

@OP
That's a little paranoid. But not as paranoid as putting tape over your phone cameras while you fap! Not that I've ever done that, I'm just saying it's a viable option.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #651,165

@OP
Goddamn. Would you even consider reality concrete, at this point?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #651,170

> camera infront of your face AND dick
So they're gonna make porn of you... watching porn?

I just tried this with my phone on the front facing (or "selfie") camera, which presumably is how They would see it and you have to hold the phone way out at a low angle to get both your face and dick in the shot. Odds are they'd just see you making some goofy facial expressions and shaking the camera.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #651,172

@previous (Metæ)
> I just tried this
pics or it didn't happen

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #651,173

@previous (D)
Needless to say it's a very awkward angle and not conducive to efficient masturbation.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #651,174

DIE CUNT

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #651,720

@651,173 (Metæ)
But so is there a way to record with front AND back cameras?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #651,723

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Yes on several android models.
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