Topic: Trolling enthusiasts: How easy would it be to "catfish" a certain pants-shitting mongoloid?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago #50,095
Just how easy would it be, trollfora?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Easy. | 1 | 10% | |
| Very easy. | 1 | 10% | |
| Extremely easy. | 6 | 60% | |
| Virtually unavoidable. | 2 | 20% | |
| Not sure. | - | 0% |
!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #650,422
They're online at the same time and Ginger had her male acquintance, yes, the other contact in question, about the only thing you guessed correctly, in a call with her once.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,423
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,428
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,430
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,431
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,432
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,433
@650,430 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
yeah, he says that all the time when you ask him for proof. what a hypocrite.
yeah, he says that all the time when you ask him for proof. what a hypocrite.
squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,435
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,437
It is nice how the Dereks always address Autphag as "Mr. Gillon". It makes them sound like professional, businesslike trolls.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,438
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,443
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
why do you keep answering rhetorical questions? we already know the answer, you don't need to keep responding. jesus. "you're autistic." that's the answer, now please quit derailing my thread.
why do you keep answering rhetorical questions? we already know the answer, you don't need to keep responding. jesus. "you're autistic." that's the answer, now please quit derailing my thread.
introman !/3ZwFHfJFI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,445
Quite easy to do so. You just have to call up the Psych's office up in West Lothian and talk about a doctor shopping transsexual. They're quite receptive though I tend to call on Saturday's and the Jewish Doctors tend not to answer. I have enough Gentile Doctors on my side though to override the Jewish Blockade.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,446
@650,443 (squeegee)
"Your" thread?
Get fucked, schizofeatures.
Again, it shows you do not understand the purpose of a question borne of rhetoric.
"Your" thread?
Get fucked, schizofeatures.
Again, it shows you do not understand the purpose of a question borne of rhetoric.
McKenna Pearl joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,448
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,450
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,451
@650,446 (!MLHqI35Srs)
As a person suffering from autism, Mr. Gillon, you don't understand the purpose of a question borne of rhetoric.
As a person suffering from autism, Mr. Gillon, you don't understand the purpose of a question borne of rhetoric.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,452
@650,446 (!MLHqI35Srs)
again, answering rhetorical questions. i don't see how you can keep getting the answer wrong, too.
again, answering rhetorical questions. i don't see how you can keep getting the answer wrong, too.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,453
@650,450 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Whom do you believe you are going to move in with, Mr. Gillon? One of your bluespikers from /r9k/?
Whom do you believe you are going to move in with, Mr. Gillon? One of your bluespikers from /r9k/?
introman !/3ZwFHfJFI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,454
@650,450 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> Wow, you're petty.
> Guess who's moving soon. ;)
When the Psych's were telling you it's not the Jews causing your suffering: They weren't lying. Why do you think they believed my testimony over yours? When you were ranting about the Jews controlling your life, my testimony was vindicated of all falsehoods. If you stopped ranting about Juden and started to focus on your life: It would get much better.
> Wow, you're petty.
> Guess who's moving soon. ;)
When the Psych's were telling you it's not the Jews causing your suffering: They weren't lying. Why do you think they believed my testimony over yours? When you were ranting about the Jews controlling your life, my testimony was vindicated of all falsehoods. If you stopped ranting about Juden and started to focus on your life: It would get much better.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,455
McKenna Pearl replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,457
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,460
@650,454 (introman !/3ZwFHfJFI)
And what did this "testimony" entail?
You don't have to tell me here if you don't want to, tell me anywhere you feel comfortable not putting on this "the streets" fascade. Or else I have to dismiss it as indirectly phrased trolling gibberish.
And what did this "testimony" entail?
You don't have to tell me here if you don't want to, tell me anywhere you feel comfortable not putting on this "the streets" fascade. Or else I have to dismiss it as indirectly phrased trolling gibberish.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,463
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
> Or else I have to dismiss it as indirectly phrased trolling gibberish.
yeah, just completely ignore anything that doesn't fit into your pigeonholed world view. typical autistic immaturity.
> Or else I have to dismiss it as indirectly phrased trolling gibberish.
yeah, just completely ignore anything that doesn't fit into your pigeonholed world view. typical autistic immaturity.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,465
@previous (squeegee)
It's clear at least in part that 1. he's scaremongering and 2. overexaggerating the extent of what he did.
Nevertheless I'm interested to hear.
It's clear at least in part that 1. he's scaremongering and 2. overexaggerating the extent of what he did.
Nevertheless I'm interested to hear.
introman !/3ZwFHfJFI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,472
@650,460 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> And what did this "testimony" entail?
> You don't have to tell me here if you don't want to, tell me anywhere you feel comfortable not putting on this "the streets" fascade. Or else I have to dismiss it as indirectly phrased trolling gibberish.
Just basic facts about how you're a self-medicating pretendbian transsexual who is full of hate and trying to chase the rainbow dragon. I also inferred that you're manipulative streak would be tried on some of the Psych's and that you have a history of manipulating low value men(Negi, Kinesis, etc...). I did tell the Psych that I suspected you were a BPD case 5-6 months ago. He couldn't confirm because that would break the UK HIPAA laws, but I know I gave him adequate details about you.
> And what did this "testimony" entail?
> You don't have to tell me here if you don't want to, tell me anywhere you feel comfortable not putting on this "the streets" fascade. Or else I have to dismiss it as indirectly phrased trolling gibberish.
Just basic facts about how you're a self-medicating pretendbian transsexual who is full of hate and trying to chase the rainbow dragon. I also inferred that you're manipulative streak would be tried on some of the Psych's and that you have a history of manipulating low value men(Negi, Kinesis, etc...). I did tell the Psych that I suspected you were a BPD case 5-6 months ago. He couldn't confirm because that would break the UK HIPAA laws, but I know I gave him adequate details about you.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,474
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,478
@650,472 (introman !/3ZwFHfJFI)
> him
That narrows it down to like 2 doctors on ward. Thanks. I'll be sure to murder them both.
Btw, you lied about pretendbianism. I'm str8, str8, str8er than an arrow.
> him
That narrows it down to like 2 doctors on ward. Thanks. I'll be sure to murder them both.
Btw, you lied about pretendbianism. I'm str8, str8, str8er than an arrow.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,480
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I'll be sure to pass this message on to your local constabulary, Mr. Gillon. Thanks.
I'll be sure to pass this message on to your local constabulary, Mr. Gillon. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,482
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 second later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,483
@650,478 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> I'll be sure to murder them both.
How are you going to murder them?
Murder can be a tricky thing to pull off, these days. You'll need a good plan!
> I'll be sure to murder them both.
How are you going to murder them?
Murder can be a tricky thing to pull off, these days. You'll need a good plan!
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,528
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,529
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
The police in the UK take murder threats, posted in the social media, by mentally ill individuals, extremely seriously.
The police in the UK take murder threats, posted in the social media, by mentally ill individuals, extremely seriously.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,532
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,538
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Minichan is, in actual fact, a social media website, Mr. Gillon. Mods can confirm this.
Minichan is, in actual fact, a social media website, Mr. Gillon. Mods can confirm this.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,539
@650,532 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Nope, but they probably know that a lot of American mass shooters post about their plans on chans beforehand as well
Nope, but they probably know that a lot of American mass shooters post about their plans on chans beforehand as well
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,541
@650,538 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Keep your story consistent, pathological shit-stirrers.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Keep your story consistent, pathological shit-stirrers.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,544
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,545
@650,539 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You need to call him Mr. Gillon in every post addressed to him, or you aren't a true Derek. Thanks.
You need to call him Mr. Gillon in every post addressed to him, or you aren't a true Derek. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,595
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo double-posted this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,596
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,603
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,728
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,729
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Allegedly.
Nobody has actually confirmed it yet, beyond trust in what could well be misinformation from me. For instnace, nobody, not even myself, has provided documentation in its corroboration.
You only take it as my legitimate moniker based on reactions you take to be implicit confessions by me. That's as bad as the proof you'll take because it fits your confirmation bias; the responses you wanted to see were what was taken for proof!
Not very clever, is that?
Allegedly.
Nobody has actually confirmed it yet, beyond trust in what could well be misinformation from me. For instnace, nobody, not even myself, has provided documentation in its corroboration.
You only take it as my legitimate moniker based on reactions you take to be implicit confessions by me. That's as bad as the proof you'll take because it fits your confirmation bias; the responses you wanted to see were what was taken for proof!
Not very clever, is that?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,731
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,733
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,734
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Is this treatise going to be in the form of word salad, or another MS Paint tardscribble?
Is this treatise going to be in the form of word salad, or another MS Paint tardscribble?
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,736
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,739
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,741
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
That which one is incapable of interpreting seems meaningless to the beholder of interpretation.
That is to say, greater a reflection of a reader's retardation is this meaninglessness than the conveyor's capacity, especially when the latter was contingent on no error of conveyance; impeccable was the integrity of principle, but in the absence of principle in the receiver, of course you'll see nothing.
That which one is incapable of interpreting seems meaningless to the beholder of interpretation.
That is to say, greater a reflection of a reader's retardation is this meaninglessness than the conveyor's capacity, especially when the latter was contingent on no error of conveyance; impeccable was the integrity of principle, but in the absence of principle in the receiver, of course you'll see nothing.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,746
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #673,275
Bump for the benefit of new members.