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Topic: The misery of me, Denmark guy.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #50,083

Lived in a very isolated place for a long time. In that place i was isolated from the rest.

Now that I'm in a new place it's all too real. In this place where I have been before as a child, I get flash backs of happier times.

Everyone is nice and I'm in a school getting a salary to learn. In the lunch break, the teacher performs "imagine" by John Lennon and we all munch on food that tastes so good. My teacher is the nicest and funniest man you ever met but yet resembles a deceptive demons.

I have two weeks of a mandatory holiday, while I get paid as well.


It's like I'm insane and it's all in my head.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #650,122

> I'm in a school getting a salary to learn

How does that work?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #650,123

@OP
Don't worry. That will all end when your home and job are given to migrants.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #650,124

@OP
Goddamn. Would you even consider reality concrete, at this point?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #650,125

You forgot #firstworldproblems

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,126

@650,122 (B)

Well I show up, do my best, get paid for the day.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,129

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
At the end of say one month, if you saved 100% of the money, what could you buy with it?

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,130

@650,126 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I'm so happy for you.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,131

@650,129 (B)

Since this is a school for "undecided youth" which aims to guide them into a career path, it "only" pays about 500 dollars per month.

But I have learned that if I get a non-full time job, the state will not only finance my education but also provide me with money greater than minimum wage.

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)

Thanks! Honestly, I keep asking what the catch is.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #650,147

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
> 500 dollars per month.
Cool.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,154

@650,131 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
all that makes me want to kill myself I hate the USA

Anonymous G double-posted this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,156

@650,131 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
And yeah fuck you
What are you complaining about? Shut up

Anonymous G triple-posted this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,157

@650,131 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
You sound like a shut in
I hope you are never able to integrate
Fucking weirdo dumbass

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,160

@650,154 (G)
@650,156 (G)
@previous (G)


I'm sorry man. When times were dark, I hoped and believed things would get better and they did. You do the same.

adam jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,162

I'm not really understanding where the misery comes in. It seems like a pretty good situation to be in.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,165

@previous (adam jensen)
> I'm not really understanding where the misery comes in

He is a pedophile. Pedo's need to be miserable.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,167

@previous (I)
Can we just ban Sophie and Denmark guy

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,171

@650,162 (adam jensen)

Well the misery is being me. I am in a paradise, yet even in a paradise I'm stuck with myself.

The first few days in that school was pure hell, because as I was nervous i begun to sweat a lot. Then the sweat between my ass started to feel like shit.

So for a long time i went to the bathroom thinking i had pooped my pants but each time, it was just me playing tricks on myself, and that's just a 1% of the problems that comes with me being me.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,176

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
your ass sweat is gross. everyone sees you pulling your pants out of your ass crack and that you are covered in sweat and they are offended by your presence. also your sweat smells. nobody will ever tell u
Denmark guy
1% 'I think I pooped'
99% sexual attraction to minors

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,178

@previous (G)

Nha man. Like I said everyone is super nice. This last day before the holidays, a student brought cake, and so for like a hour, we all had cake.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,179

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Are you going to decide whether you are complaining or bragging
Shut up

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,181

@previous (G)

One day you will catch as good luck as i have.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,182

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I don't need your luck I'm not a dumb freak

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #650,185

@previous (G)

You don't need it but you will catch it.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,286

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Good god, I won't catch your pedophilic attraction toward young naked boys disease, kys quickly.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,305

@previous (J)

Well if I was a pedo, you are halfway there with your projections and shit.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #650,354

I still Iceland is cool tho...
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