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Topic: Instructions For A Sex

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,039

The sex is not for always. You must prepare a sex. When it is dark is the time to commence.
Ask a friend to join you in your sleeping area. Rub friend. Touch friend's tender meats.
Encase your sausage meat in a bag. Meat bag is good for you, and for a friend.
Insert your sausage meat into the thorax cavity. Gingerly, now! Rotate sausage meat in a clockwise motion. Repeat until meat makes juice.
Remove meat bag and tie closed so juice does not cover sleeping area. Throw meat bag away. Away into the woods is best. Maybe a bird will add meat bag to its nest.
Shout hooray, for you have made a sex!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #649,706

Thanks this was very informative!

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,708

I now feel 100 times dumber for reading this.
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