Topic: Why is Matt back in the US? What is happening?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,008

Thanks

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #649,278

He's come to beg forgiveness and personally apologize to Protip and Syntax

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,279

@previous (Metæ)
His business investment partners are funding another swashbuckling adventure!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #649,280

Who's Matt, again?

kook joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,282

He is expanding his hotdog business internationally, perhaps?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,290

@previous (kook)
I thought that you of all people would be angry about sausages going to new places?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,375

Tying the knot

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,377

@previous (B)
Hahahahahhaa what a delusional liar, he even made a cake for his fake girlfriend.
Fucking worthless psychopath.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,383

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
fake girlfriend ended up as his wife.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,392

@previous (H)
*fake wife

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,395

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not according to published web information from Louisiana.
Check out your Google skills.

Brittany McMurphy !4.dXaNeEk6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,396

Who is Matt?

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,397

@649,395 (H)
Obviously he bribed the authorities using his father's former legacy.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,399

@649,396 (Brittany McMurphy !4.dXaNeEk6)
Careful. You are asking for a vacation from here again.

Brittany McMurphy !4.dXaNeEk6 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,402

@previous (K)
I am only asking here because the people in the other thread are being hateful and unhelpful.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,405

@previous (Brittany McMurphy !4.dXaNeEk6)
figure it out yourself

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,462

She must be a right fishy faced farmer to marry Matthew Miller.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,464

@previous (L)
Did you mean: dumb cunt ?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,466

@649,462 (L)
Have you looked at her photo?
Ugly. Really ugly.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,467

@previous (N)
Upload it.

Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,468

@previous (M)
Simple web search will get you the pic.
To nasty to post it here.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,469

We need to find a way to ruin matts marriage and break his heart.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,470

@previous (L)
No no. Let him suffer. Its the best revenge.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,471

@previous (H)
Can we report his marriage as a fix

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,472

Imagine how disappointed she must be seeing the "professor" in his native country

!4.dXaNeEk6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,613

@649,375 (B)
That's a dangerous level of obsession, Metae.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,625

@previous (!4.dXaNeEk6)
Matt posted it on his own website!

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,632

@649,392 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
fake gf = real hand

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,698

@649,472 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
(in Chinese) "Why is my paycheck being garnished, Matt?"

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,714

@previous (R)
Lol'd

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,760

@649,472 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Do you think he showed her pictures of French Quarter mansions cut out from magazines and told her it was the house he would inherit when he got his Ph.D?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,763

@previous (Metæ)

Oh very likely, she would want visuals to be able to brainwash herself into thinking she was getting a catch of a man

"I am a well respected member of every community I have been a part of, and am a gentleman supreme in the kitchen"

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,833

@649,471 (L)
@649,469 (L)
@649,395 (H)
@649,472 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I won't believe Matt is actually hitched until I see the Marriage License. Odd that he has no photos of the wedding to share.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,894

@previous (S)
His mother's obit listed Matt and wife. Maybe not definitive proof, but...

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,895

Everyone in this thread is a sad sack of shit. Let other people be happy.

Where can I send my gift?

depressionbill joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,896

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhYgqNsTcB0

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,901

@previous (depressionbill)
Are you really bill

I missed you

Come make me whole again

P.s. did you ever get it in that girl with the gap in her front teeth? Bitch was pretty cute.

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,903

@previous (U)

> Are you really bill
yes
>
> I missed you
who are you? :(
>
> Come make me whole again
>
> P.s. did you ever get it in that girl with the gap in her front teeth? Bitch was pretty cute.
nah i got a new bih

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,906

@previous (depressionbill)

> > Are you really bill
> yes
> >
> > I missed you
> who are you? :(
> >
> > Come make me whole again
> >
> > P.s. did you ever get it in that girl with the gap in her front teeth? Bitch was pretty cute.
> nah i got a new bih

Well I don't care about your new bih billiam. Gap teeth was a fine young woman. If she wasn't too poor and Louisianan to go to college I'd have her myself.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,908

@previous (U)
Didn't bill also have gapped teeth

@649,903 (depressionbill)
Did u put your gaps together like puzzle piece

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,909

@649,906 (U)

> > > Are you really bill
> > yes
> > >
> > > I missed you
> > who are you? :(
> > >
> > > Come make me whole again
> > >
> > > P.s. did you ever get it in that girl with the gap in her front teeth? Bitch was pretty cute.
> > nah i got a new bih
>
> Well I don't care about your new bih billiam. Gap teeth was a fine young woman. If she wasn't too poor and Louisianan to go to college I'd have her myself.

she's a spicy latina. i don't live in louisiana anymore either. :D

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,910

@previous (depressionbill)

> > > > Are you really bill
> > > yes
> > > >
> > > > I missed you
> > > who are you? :(
> > > >
> > > > Come make me whole again
> > > >
> > > > P.s. did you ever get it in that girl with the gap in her front teeth? Bitch was pretty cute.
> > > nah i got a new bih
> >
> > Well I don't care about your new bih billiam. Gap teeth was a fine young woman. If she wasn't too poor and Louisianan to go to college I'd have her myself.
>
> she's a spicy latina. i don't live in louisiana anymore either. :D

I know I remember you moving. But you didn't bring her with you to bumfuck Tennessee or wherever.

edit: bitch wasn't latina she had pale skin and a country police officer step daddy

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,911

@previous (U)

> > > > > Are you really bill
> > > > yes
> > > > >
> > > > > I missed you
> > > > who are you? :(
> > > > >
> > > > > Come make me whole again
> > > > >
> > > > > P.s. did you ever get it in that girl with the gap in her front teeth? Bitch was pretty cute.
> > > > nah i got a new bih
> > >
> > > Well I don't care about your new bih billiam. Gap teeth was a fine young woman. If she wasn't too poor and Louisianan to go to college I'd have her myself.
> >
> > she's a spicy latina. i don't live in louisiana anymore either. :D
>
> I know I remember you moving. But you didn't bring her with you to bumfuck Tennessee or wherever.
>
> edit: bitch wasn't latina she had pale skin and a country police officer step daddy

I moved to Georgia for a bit, but I'm in Maryland now.

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,912

@previous (depressionbill)
I'm sorry to hear that. I almost moved to DC, but I'm going to school in New England now.

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,913

@previous (U)

> I'm sorry to hear that. I almost moved to DC, but I'm going to school in New England now.

Don't be sorry. I enjoy it here a lot. Way better than where I was.

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,915

@previous (depressionbill)
But its Maryland.

Its like Delaware with black people.

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,917

@previous (U)
i'm not going to say you're wrong... who are you btw?

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,919

@previous (depressionbill)
ben.

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,920

@previous (U)

> ben.

aren't you from louisiana too

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,921

@previous (depressionbill)
No, you hick. I grew up in Alabama.

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,922

@previous (U)
you listen to wavves, right?

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,923

@previous (depressionbill)
This is more my speed.

https://youtu.be/sjTEkhXgu_4

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,924

@previous (U)
were you bendicter on skype?

Anonymous U replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,925

@previous (depressionbill)
No. We were bros, billiam. Now you can't keep me straight from other whores with the same name?

No wonder gap teeth said those things about you.

depressionbill replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,927

@previous (U)
it has been a long time, man

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,939

@OP

http://www.wsj.com/articles/americans-pay-your-taxes-or-lose-your-passport-1447971424

He visited family in the USA and the IRS cancelled his passport due to tax liens.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,945

@previous (X)
How did he get a flight back though?

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #649,949

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Did he get a flight back?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #649,989

@previous (Z-1)
I still don't see how he could, but people are talking like he's back.

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