Topic: I had another dream about this place last night

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q started this discussion 10 years ago #49,989

The New Zealand troll posted a link that I clicked on, which downloaded something to my computer that revealed my location to him. He and several other trolls then came to my place pretending to be federal law enforcement agents, and they broke down my door, beat me up, waterboarded me, and interrogated me. It was very distressing.

Fuck you, NZ troll.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #649,081

How do you manage to dream so much when you sleep like 2 hours daily?

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,082

@previous (DasSheeple)
REM cycles only last 30 minutes at a time and it takes only about 60 minutes to set off to sleep.

2 hours is about enough for one dream cycle.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,083

damlol

What did they interrogate you about?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,085

How accurate was the portrayal of the waterboarding in your dream?

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,086

@649,081 (DasSheeple)
I sleep like 9 hours daily, thanks

@649,083 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Domestic violence

@previous (E)
I've never been waterboarded in real life so it's hard to compare.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,087

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> I've never been waterboarded in real life so it's hard to compare.

You will have to try it and find out, then. Do report back.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,088

@previous (E)
Aye aye, sir.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #649,089

@649,086 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
That seems like an oddly specific thing to interrogate you about.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #649,090

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well, don't go clicking on links like that then

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,091

You know, some dreams may actually be predictions about the future. I'm not saying this will happen...but you should be extra careful when clicking on links the New Zealand troll gives you.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,197

@649,088 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)

I asked my ex to water board me once because I wanted to know what it felt like but she refused

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,199

@previous (H)
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2008/08/hitchens200808

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,200

hey, becky, have i ever been in any of your dreams? i'm much cooler than the NZ troll. i don't even care about domestic violence.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,202

@previous (squeegee)
No, sorry.

Honestly, the New Zealand troll might be the final boss. He is fucking scary. I got a PM from someone else explaining (s)he'd also been dream-stalked by the New Zealand troll.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,219

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
If you are not currently being dream stalked, I genuinely pity you.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,224

@649,197 (H)
That's fucking weird btw

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,226

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Becky, I think you have unrealistic expectations. Most people would refuse that. Anon's ex isn't weird for refusing.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,228

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I disagree. Waterboarding is a totally natural activity to engage in, and Anon H's ex was wrong to try to shame him for it. For instance, some pandas in the wild have been observed waterboarding one another prior to coitus.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,234

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I'm surprised it hasn't caught on in the BDSM scene and there's not porn of it.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #649,238

@649,228 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
This is all true. I've heard punk pandas have clubs in old metal storage containers where they blare music at top volume and waterboard each other. I think there's a really popular one in Cuba.

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