Topic: Actual Good News, Forii!
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih started this discussion 15 years ago #499 Well, last night on a whim, I decided to be ballsy. There is a local establishment in town that is frequented by the richest, most powerful people, has a great reputation, and also a fine restaurant. Well, I emailed the head of the entire organization with my resume, and old her that they really need someone like me. She forwarded it to the chef, and he wants to interview me. This could be my big break! I love you all!
sim !SimonKaPg. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later[^] [v] #9,717 Enjoy doing dishes bro.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,720 @previous (sim !SimonKaPg.)
lol nah...they wan a pro like me
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 55 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,724 The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 18 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,725 Dammit can't you people be happy for me?
sK joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 33 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,727 give me the name of the restaurant so i can write you a letter of recommendation, OP.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 27 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,729 @previous (sK )
Ok thanks!
Poot Biscuits
194 Fart Road
Fartville, LA 19046
I appreiate it sK!!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 14 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,730 @9,725 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih) brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 21 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,732 @9,725 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I'm happy for you man, you should try to be a bartender.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,734 @previous (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
Well thanks...I want to work every position though, for more experience. I will open my place in about a year in New Orleans! I love you!
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,740 @9,729 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
sure thing, bud. anything to help out a friend. just one last question, though?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,742 @OP
You know working in a restaurant doesn't get you free food.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,760 The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago , 19 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,762 Holy crap! I just checked my email...a bunch of places want to interview me! I now can pick and choose, fora!!
Johnny4shoes !ZQALZnFSWU replied with this 15 years ago , 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,765 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih) sim !SimonKaPg. replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,768 @9,762 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
An interview doesn't equal a job. Try and make them send you the contract without actually seeing you. You stand a better chance. And yes I am Depressicuting you today.
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 3 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,769 @9,760 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
what type of food do they serve?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,770 @previous (sK )
Only internal organs of sheep.
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 9 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,790 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
please let me know which one you decide upon. in addition to being a time-travelling hacker, i am also a cross-country food critic and would love to come taste your finest meals.
sim !SimonKaPg. replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,793 @previous (sK )
You are not sK. I have legal evidence.
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,803 @previous (sim !SimonKaPg.)
evidence that i carefully placed in order to make you believe that i am, in fact, not KRames MAthews. plans within plans, my dear simon
(Edited 1 minute later.)
sim !SimonKaPg. replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,808 @previous (sK )
I know. It is all part of another plan, God's plan.
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,816 @previous (sim !SimonKaPg.)
my plans.
sim !SimonKaPg. replied with this 15 years ago , 53 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,819 @previous (sK )
I see what you imply there. Good thing I'm agnostic.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,820 I am happy for you. well done.
sim !SimonKaPg. replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,823 @previous (H)
> Anon HThe Truth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 35 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,824 Lying piece of shit
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago , 9 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #9,836 @9,823 (sim !SimonKaPg.)
I have been anon H in about 50 threads today. The power of Quest flows through me.
Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #9,881 To them. Mr Magogo. All the best. I hope you get the job. I'll be your friend
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,019 I shall be a famous gastronomical artist!
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago , 48 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,078 Well, interview tomorrow morning!
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,080 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
More shtick? Son...
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,082 @10,078 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
let's do a little bit of roleplaying. i am the one interviewing you for this job. what do you open with?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,083 @previous (sK )
Hi Chef. Nice to meet you!
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,086 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
so what are your qualifications?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,091 @previous (sK )
I graduated from XXXXX culinary school and XXXXX bartending school, and I've worked at XXXXXX restaurants.
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,100 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
i have never heard of any of those places, and i am one of the best chefs in this area. could you show me some proper documentation?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 37 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,102 @previous (sK )
Wait a minute, I know who you are! You're not the Chef! You are sK in disguise!!!!
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,114 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
you're fired.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,115 @previous (sK )
Too late. Upon discovering that you were really sK, I had you arrested for stalking. You are now in prison.
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,116 @previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I love youâ„¢
sK replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,122 @10,115 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
impossible because i got in my get-away DeLorean.
you now threw away your opprtunity for this job because you wasted the restaurant's time and integrity by calling the police.
The Truth replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,124 Notice how Depressionfag pussied out when he was asked for proper documentation (certification).
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