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Minichan

Topic: Meeting a girl to deliver a gift pizza

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,884

Oh Kay Minichan, I need some advice here.

There is a qt grill who moved in next door and I really want to make her feel welcome and hopefully have a relationship with her

Obviously because I am autistic faggot I need something to get past her resistance to let me in at the door, so I made a pizza. It has all kinds of cheese on it and I had some ham so I used that as well

I'm planning to flourish it when she opens the door and say "Here's a pie for a cutie pie!" Then introduce myself.

What do you think I should wear? I usually wear a suit I got from the thrift store a couple months ago but it's kinda baggy on me. Should I wear a hat?

Also, what's the proper amount of physical contact? Should I tap her on her shoulder when making a joke?

Help much welcomed thanks

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #648,078

Go naked. If she fucks you on the spot, it was meant to be, if not, you'll continue masturbating for the rest of your life.
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