Topic: Would you rather be Catherine or Kook?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,856
No other choices.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Catherine | 8 | 53% | |
| Kook | 7 | 47% |
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #647,926
Write-In: Myself
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,927
Catherine as he is able bodied
!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,928
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,929
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,930
@previous (A)
Get fucked. That thing is too borderline retarded to know what it wants, stop encouraging his pronoun-oriented delusions.
Get fucked. That thing is too borderline retarded to know what it wants, stop encouraging his pronoun-oriented delusions.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,933
Cath thinks females live life on easy mode, that's why he wants to one day pretend to be a woman.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,938
@previous (E)
> that's why he wants to one day pretend to be a woman.
Pretend? I thought he always pretended to be a woman?
> that's why he wants to one day pretend to be a woman.
Pretend? I thought he always pretended to be a woman?
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,941
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
He had never even 'pretended'. That requires persuasion in his act.
He fails to pull this off like any Chandler or Harel.
With women, it's linguistically expected, for example, that your word-choice is impeccable and that you abuse adjectives to no end. He can't even do that!
He had never even 'pretended'. That requires persuasion in his act.
He fails to pull this off like any Chandler or Harel.
With women, it's linguistically expected, for example, that your word-choice is impeccable and that you abuse adjectives to no end. He can't even do that!
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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,949
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,952
@647,927 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> Catherine as he is able bodied
But you'd have to be a tranny! How would you live with yourself as a woman trapped in a man's body?
> Catherine as he is able bodied
But you'd have to be a tranny! How would you live with yourself as a woman trapped in a man's body?
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,953
@previous (Metæ)
He really isn't. He doesn't get the implications of transgenderism as he's repeatedly shown. Stop falling for his mentally deficient proclamations.
He really isn't. He doesn't get the implications of transgenderism as he's repeatedly shown. Stop falling for his mentally deficient proclamations.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 14 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,954
@647,933 (E)
Uhh, I never thought women live life on easy mode. Where the hell did you get this notion from?
@647,941 (!MLHqI35Srs)
You seem terribly obsessed with me.
Uhh, I never thought women live life on easy mode. Where the hell did you get this notion from?
@647,941 (!MLHqI35Srs)
You seem terribly obsessed with me.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,955
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,956
@647,938 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
He still hasn't worn a skirt, a blouse, or makeup. The dude still has a beard, and wants everyone to treat him like a lady
He still hasn't worn a skirt, a blouse, or makeup. The dude still has a beard, and wants everyone to treat him like a lady
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,957
@647,954 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Or are you, rather, self-centered enough to think a casual observation constitutes "obsession"?
You really are nothing more than an inconsequential retard, and that's the truth. I've found more challenging emerging victorious against Killer Lettuce in defining more accurately the parameters of gradiative severity delineating Gender Dysphoria from Transsexualism. Meanwhile, paltrily enough, I've just found you a laughable and slightly bemusing bore.
Or are you, rather, self-centered enough to think a casual observation constitutes "obsession"?
You really are nothing more than an inconsequential retard, and that's the truth. I've found more challenging emerging victorious against Killer Lettuce in defining more accurately the parameters of gradiative severity delineating Gender Dysphoria from Transsexualism. Meanwhile, paltrily enough, I've just found you a laughable and slightly bemusing bore.
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Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,960
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
It appears your past few posts have been about me.
Why does it seem like all of your posts always end up targeting the same couple of users?
It appears your past few posts have been about me.
Why does it seem like all of your posts always end up targeting the same couple of users?
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,963
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I've spanned a number of threads on a plethora of different topics. I'd stop trying to rationalize your self-delusion and that includes on a number of levels, right down to this little barely-transvestitic confusion with your gender on par with any intellectually dull autist.
I've spanned a number of threads on a plethora of different topics. I'd stop trying to rationalize your self-delusion and that includes on a number of levels, right down to this little barely-transvestitic confusion with your gender on par with any intellectually dull autist.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,978
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
no, catherine is right, you're obsessed. you're also way more retarded than catherine, by the way. catherine misuses words far less frequently than you do and makes way more sense. if anything i see catherine as being lonely. "catherinedraads" are just making conversation and trying to engage people. i don't think cathy is nearly as stupid as you for one, and i think there's some self esteem issues that make it seem like she's incapable of her own thought, but you are by a very, very long shot, the most "laughable and inconsequential retard" here.
no, catherine is right, you're obsessed. you're also way more retarded than catherine, by the way. catherine misuses words far less frequently than you do and makes way more sense. if anything i see catherine as being lonely. "catherinedraads" are just making conversation and trying to engage people. i don't think cathy is nearly as stupid as you for one, and i think there's some self esteem issues that make it seem like she's incapable of her own thought, but you are by a very, very long shot, the most "laughable and inconsequential retard" here.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,984
@previous (squeegee)
Erm, no, these are not confidence issues. These are deficient fluid intelligence related ones.
Meanwhile, Fake Anon has nothing but positively appraised my word-choice abilities and adjectival proficiency, even if he hates me personally; it really speaks to my persuasiveness, and your inability to see this is merely suggestive of an obtuseness running deep to your unperceptively judgemental characteristic deficits.
Erm, no, these are not confidence issues. These are deficient fluid intelligence related ones.
Meanwhile, Fake Anon has nothing but positively appraised my word-choice abilities and adjectival proficiency, even if he hates me personally; it really speaks to my persuasiveness, and your inability to see this is merely suggestive of an obtuseness running deep to your unperceptively judgemental characteristic deficits.
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,987
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,989
@647,984 (!MLHqI35Srs)
you are a barely functional retard and it's plain as day to everyone you delusional twit, lol
you are a barely functional retard and it's plain as day to everyone you delusional twit, lol
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,990
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,991
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
uh, no, again, he is 100% correct
and i'd say that your word choices are correct only about 80% of the time. i mean, that's when they are actually real words and not just salad your autism tossed together.
uh, no, again, he is 100% correct
and i'd say that your word choices are correct only about 80% of the time. i mean, that's when they are actually real words and not just salad your autism tossed together.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,993
@previous (squeegee)
Your language skills are very stilted being a soulless STEMtarded rote-automaton. Why would you try to over-estimate your capacity to discern the fluency of another's craft?
Your language skills are very stilted being a soulless STEMtarded rote-automaton. Why would you try to over-estimate your capacity to discern the fluency of another's craft?
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #648,014
@647,984 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Fake_Anon literally never complimented you. Where the hell did you get this from?
I remember when you thought Dreamworks was Fuchs.
Fake_Anon literally never complimented you. Where the hell did you get this from?
I remember when you thought Dreamworks was Fuchs.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #648,015
@previous (B)
He probably is, still.
It was what we in the not-being-a-crypto-retarded-crypto-autistic misdiagnosed-neurotypical trade call a "twisted compliment".
He probably is, still.
It was what we in the not-being-a-crypto-retarded-crypto-autistic misdiagnosed-neurotypical trade call a "twisted compliment".
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #648,016
@647,993 (!MLHqI35Srs)
for one there are people on this board that don't speak english as a first language, and so to go around making up words that don't exist is just confusing. for everyone. but so it using obscure words or their more esoteric archaic connotations especially when clarity is important. your loquaciousness is pleonastically garrulous and characterized by prolix verbosity. see what i did there? i could easily called you "a wordy little retard" and no one need right-click-google-search anything. clarity of meaning, rather than obfuscation of ideas. it's important.
for one there are people on this board that don't speak english as a first language, and so to go around making up words that don't exist is just confusing. for everyone. but so it using obscure words or their more esoteric archaic connotations especially when clarity is important. your loquaciousness is pleonastically garrulous and characterized by prolix verbosity. see what i did there? i could easily called you "a wordy little retard" and no one need right-click-google-search anything. clarity of meaning, rather than obfuscation of ideas. it's important.
!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #648,017
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,018
@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)oh, ok. you're calling me out on a logical fallacy (that doesn't even make sense for what i'm saying) while at the same time resorting to ad hominem. lol.
do go on.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,019
@647,984 (!MLHqI35Srs)
The only time I have ever commented on your word choice was to criticize it. Please put down the thesaurus and talk like a functional human being, even just for a day.
The only time I have ever commented on your word choice was to criticize it. Please put down the thesaurus and talk like a functional human being, even just for a day.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,041
Tough. Kook has some severe body problems and ridiculous prejudices. Catherine is nice but kind of...incompetent and awkward.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,044
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,045
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,048
@648,041 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Do we have to act like them, though?
Is this situation us taking over their bodies, or just sort of being in their heads and observing their daily lives?
Do we have to act like them, though?
Is this situation us taking over their bodies, or just sort of being in their heads and observing their daily lives?
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,050
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
literally being them
you cease to exist after you decide which one you would rather be
literally being them
you cease to exist after you decide which one you would rather be
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,053
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,069
@648,050 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Catherine, then. He's younger and, as far as I know, physically healthier. And kook's job wouldn't really appeal to me.
Catherine, then. He's younger and, as far as I know, physically healthier. And kook's job wouldn't really appeal to me.
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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,070
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,129
@648,050 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
how about being a tiny consciousness trapped in their head, an outside observer on the inside, unable to do anything but cringe as you watch.
how about being a tiny consciousness trapped in their head, an outside observer on the inside, unable to do anything but cringe as you watch.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #648,131
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,334
@648,129 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
that feels like a prison either way
and I like to think when someone asks would u rather hypothetically be such and such they mean actually be that person not some imprisoned ghost spectator
like reincarnation
that feels like a prison either way
and I like to think when someone asks would u rather hypothetically be such and such they mean actually be that person not some imprisoned ghost spectator
like reincarnation
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo double-posted this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,335
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,385
So you all rather be someone who is prone to nervous breakdowns?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,395
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I am not about to even try to make a choice. kook has a broken down body, yet works damn hard.
Catherine hates his body and wants a broken down, incompetent version, of the other gender.
I am not about to even try to make a choice. kook has a broken down body, yet works damn hard.
Catherine hates his body and wants a broken down, incompetent version, of the other gender.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,416
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,423
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,443
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,485
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,488
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,490
@648,485 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> I feel like neither is an appropriate answer.
FTFY.
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I would rather be you though honestly.
@OP
Kill yourself.
> I feel like neither is an appropriate answer.
FTFY.
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I would rather be you though honestly.
@OP
Kill yourself.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,493
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,495
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,500
Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,504
@648,495 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
We have several fucked up similarities.
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA! Also, sup becky?
We have several fucked up similarities.
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA! Also, sup becky?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,506
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,508
Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,512
@648,506 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I really enjoy it honestly.
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
becky is a curious cat it appears.
I really enjoy it honestly.
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
becky is a curious cat it appears.
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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,517
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #648,519
@648,508 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Alcohol and terminal shitposting disease. Sorry!
Alcohol and terminal shitposting disease. Sorry!
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beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #648,573
Oh man, it's tied.