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Topic: kook - Penis Captivus. Man who died while having sex, taken by paramedics with Prostitute attached

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,814

Men transport alleged dead body with woman on top on hospital stretcher
Although rare, men and women can get 'stuck together' during sex due to a phenomena known as 'penis captivus'.

This is where the muscles lining the vagina contract - most often during orgasm - and clamp down on the penis.

It usually only lasts for a few seconds and is much more common in animals than humans.

Pair are hidden under a blanket, but the woman does appear to be moving
The duo were presumably taken to the hospital to be surgically separated
People can get stuck during sex - a rare occurrence called 'penis captivus'

A disturbing video purporting to show a prostitute still attached at the genitals to an elderly man who died while having sex has emerged online.

The bizarre footage shows paramedics transporting the alleged dead body with the woman still on top out of a building on a hospital stretcher.

The pair are hidden under a blanket, but the woman does seem to be moving, as a crowd of people stand around and watch in horror.

It is believed that the incident took place in China, although the exact location is unknown.

Video
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pensioner-who-died-during-sex-7306547

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #647,445

I love stuff like this. Matthew Mcconaughey's parents were dirty hippies and his dad died while fucking his mom. When they came to take away the body, she pulled the sheet off of his naked form so that people would get to see his glorious, erect member one last time.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,452

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Did not know that.

In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew’s conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her! “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!” "I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!” And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,457

@647,445 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Relevant: https://my.mixtape.moe/qmqsgk.mp3

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,468

I once had a dream as a kid where I fucked Amanda Bynes and we had to go to a doctor because my dick was somehow stuck inside her.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,472

@previous (D)
Wow, you had that dream too?

Thomas Roofer joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,482

@647,468 (D)

I used to have a crush on Amanda when I was young? She was my first waifu

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,498

haha the guy really stiffed that whore

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,531

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,564

@OP
Is Penis Captivus re: 15 minute dryve from thee?
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