Topic: I want to adopt a Zika baby
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,798
<- Look at this. Isn't he adorable? Soft, pliable baby you can bathe in a bucket. No higher-level cognitive functions to worry about. Just a nice little baby in a bucket.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #647,303
enjoy your downybaby
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,316
All the buckets Ive seen have a prominent "keep away from children" warning because a child could drown in the bucket.
Not following bucket safety best practices: this has to be a troll. 0.5/10
Not following bucket safety best practices: this has to be a troll. 0.5/10
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #647,317
@previous (Metæ)
Zika babies may not be subject to the same bucket dangers. Perhaps the virus allows them to breathe underwater.
Zika babies may not be subject to the same bucket dangers. Perhaps the virus allows them to breathe underwater.
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Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,326
@previous (A)
According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, 274 infants have drowned in buckets since 1984.
I think the baby's not the only one lacking in higher cognitive function...
According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, 274 infants have drowned in buckets since 1984.
I think the baby's not the only one lacking in higher cognitive function...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,338
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,359
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,361
Now fans of the Howard Stern show can have their very own Beetlejuice.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,399
@647,316 (Metæ)
USAmerican buckets have safety warnings? That's retarded.
@647,326 (Metæ)
That's hardly the buckets fault. Those same children are the ones drinking poisons and playing in traffic
USAmerican buckets have safety warnings? That's retarded.
@647,326 (Metæ)
That's hardly the buckets fault. Those same children are the ones drinking poisons and playing in traffic
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,406
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The US is a very litigious society. Common sense was outlawed when we invented lawyers.
The US is a very litigious society. Common sense was outlawed when we invented lawyers.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,412
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes, the rest of the world noticed. I like the story about the aunt that sued her 10yr old nephew for giving her a big hug that knocked her over. That sums up USAmerican mentality, and the state of the health care system for me.
Yes, the rest of the world noticed. I like the story about the aunt that sued her 10yr old nephew for giving her a big hug that knocked her over. That sums up USAmerican mentality, and the state of the health care system for me.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,413
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,415
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,439
@647,413 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Yeah, that's why it sums up USAmerican health care.
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
300 cookies?! No kid has 300 cookies, that's like suing a mom on the benefit for $50 million because her 10 year old d/l a song. It's over reaching out of proportion litigation like that, that got us here in the first place
Yeah, that's why it sums up USAmerican health care.
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
300 cookies?! No kid has 300 cookies, that's like suing a mom on the benefit for $50 million because her 10 year old d/l a song. It's over reaching out of proportion litigation like that, that got us here in the first place