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Topic: The hemispherical-dominance hand-clasp test is bullshit

!MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 10 years ago #49,792

It's also cheatable.

In the period of about a month from October to November of last year, I'd managed to train my hands to clasp in a stereotypically female fashion.

Thanks!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #647,263

Goddamn. Would you even consider reality concrete, at this point?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,265

I like that you took a month out of your normally busy schedule to practice solo hand holding.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,267

the other hemisphere is a whole other person in your head

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,269

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
She was waiting to get out, I'm sure. Poor Sophie :(

@647,265 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
It wasn't the contiguous entirety of that month, simpleton.

@647,263 (B)
That presumes there are concrete things which I consider reality.
A lot of what we consider to be concrete are the abstract over-reified ("reify" being "to render a thing") by intellectually lazy averages.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,272

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
So you didn't actually practice at being a girl enough? You know you are actually supposed to be practicing the whole time, right? Like full time?

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,273

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
That would then mean to infer womanhood's entire essence constituting the solo holding of hands.
You're not good at this logic thing, are you?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,274

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
practicing at being a woman, buddy. Hand holding, leg crossing, hair flipping, pillow fights with your girlfriends in your underwear, etc.
You are supposed to be doing all of that all of the time, but not the way a man would do it.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,275

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I cross my legs by default unless my hips are sore and I'm tired (even then I kind of do a half-cross with my lower legs), I do flip my hair when it's in the way and again this behaviour was default to me already, and I had already held my hends; the problem was I had been caught unawares in having done it incorrectly.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,276

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Have you always sat down to pee?

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,278

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
On and off at various times of my life.
Typically when I can guarantee the toilet seat is clean, I will, and have done for the most part. There have only been a handful of exceptions to this rule; in those instance I was desperate to relieve my bladder in a speedy manner.

Literally the only benefit of having a dick is the ease and convenience of urination.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #647,279

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
When I was young, less than 12, I had to go to the hospital. Surprisingly, I woke up with a tube going directly inside my penis. Just as much of a surprise, a nurse showed up one day and removed it painfully.

The day before the surgery that involved those dreadful things, i was drugged up and the same thing happened. I had to be transported with a wheelchair here and there inorder for doctors to analyze me. At the last check up i understood what was meant when the nurse said they prefer kids to be drugged up.

They told me to strip, the three nurses in the room, they strapped me to some kind of a wall, then they slowly inserted a tube inside my penis.


Now I'm not saying that the nurses are evil. I'm wondering if it's possible that everyday life seen as standard and normal, is actually something capable of traumatizing people, let alone kids.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,355

Why have you been practicing this?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,369

This thread is gay as fuck. Kill yourself.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,390

@647,279 (B)
are you sure they weren't nuns punishing you for your transgressions against decency

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,448

@647,355 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Don't you see? Sophie training himself to clasp his hands the other way invalidates the whole premise of the judæonegroid pseudoceltic neurohemispherical matriarcy.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,455

@647,355 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Why else? I'm a woman and need to prove it.
@previous (Metæ)
This too, in part.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,456

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
But if you have to practice such things then you are probably not a woman.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,458

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
As an autistic woman it'd logically follow that I'm more neurologically male than most women and again most men.
But a "eumale is female compared to a sperg!" principle is a stupidly invalid argument that relies on relative privation. Meanwhile, it actually is true that I'm the hypermale and as such, this is the referential-frame modality through which femininity will existentially express itself.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,461

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Actual autistic females probably wouldnt bother to train themselves to clasp their hands in a certain way. Are you doing this to try and trick yourself?

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,462

@647,458 (!MLHqI35Srs)
I myself clasp my hands in a female manner but I part my hair on the male side. Does this bother me? No, because I dont need to trick myself.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,464

@647,461 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No. It's solely to get past NHS gatekeepers if I ever give up on the ongoing America plan. Because they're stupid enough to think Cohenitic pseudoscience is a fantastic talisman. I, on the other hand, would otherwise know my own convictions. Please don't judge.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #647,469

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
But I doubt that they'll even notice such a thing
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