Topic: MLP: grown-ass men playing with pony dolls made for preteen girls.
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#49,775
Ponyville; a small bustling town filled with technicolor ponies that all seem to be filled with energy. From the over towering Town Hall to the edge of the Everfree forest, nothing seems to become usually inert in this town.
Right outside town, there's a small cottage that overlooks the dark and eerie forest. Near the edge of the clearing some fast and hard galloping noises can be heard as well as high pitched squealing that seems to be getting slightly softer as the being approaches the clearing. The being escaped the forest almost in a blur. While racing through the clearing, a fairly average sized double pailed basket suctioned itself to her back. The containers were filled with a weird color hay and other assorted food objects the character had obtained. Her hoof caught a rock, causing her to trip over and fall. Her basket flung off of her back onto the ground in front of her. As the being slowly got up, her pink hair settled in front of her face. She spread her wings to hopefully flap the dirt and dust off of em, and she used her hoofs to get the smudges of dirt off of her yellow fur.
This pony's name was Fluttershy, a very timid Pegasus who has a passion of taking care of the animals that surround her. In fact she's so good at what she does she is able to talk to them with ease. The cutie mark on her rear is three pink butterflies, reiterating that she's great with animals. She was assisting her bunny friend Angel by collecting some exotic plant life for a recipe. And since the shy pony doesn't have a vertebrae against her own pet bunny, she was forced out of her house until the ingredients were collected. Along her scavenger hunt, she came across this fairly small bail of oddly rainbow colored hay. It caught her eye, not to mention her curiosity was piqued as to how it might taste. She decided that she would contemplate this later once she got back. So with her now half filled basket of hay, she continued on her search for the ingredients. Suddenly, from the inner depths of the forest came a loud roar that shook the trees around them. The sound wave of the roar literally punched the poor defenseless Pegasus, causing her to shiver so hard that it could place high on the Richter Scale. Engulfed with an endowment of fear, Fluttershy inhaled as much air as she could to release......a small shrill squeal that caused a small awkward silence. However what wasn't timid was her immediate escape, she galloped as fast as she could, completely forgetting that she had wings and could have easily flown above the trees. And then we come to present time, where the Pegasus pony had already finished gathering her ingredients, all somehow safe and sound. With her baskets in hoof, or rather on back, she went over to her cottage in hopes that her bunny had unlocked it since she left. To her contentment, he had done so. Fluttershy opened her door slowly to reveal her small bunny rabbit friend of hers glaring at her and stamping his foot extremely quickly.
"Oh!" Fluttershy stated when she saw the rabbit look up at her, "Oh Angel bunny. I'm glad you waited all this time for me. You must be starving. Well, have no fear because I brought you the ingredients you wanted. Just like you asked for." She smiled and a little adorable 'squee' resounded from her. Angel promptly took the basket with his ingredients in it and proceeded to cook up his "magnum opus" meal, carrot salad. Fluttershy on the other hand took her other basket over to the other countertop and arranged the contents; Some golden leaves, a couple apples and the aforementioned rainbow hay. She clapped her hooves together and headed on starting making her meal.
After some time passed Angel and Fluttershy were around the table, or rather Angel was pampered into a very high caliber booster seat with it's own table somehow, to place the salad he made. Fluttershy on the other hand, or rather other hoof, was pretty satisfied with the meal she made; a leaf n' hay sandwich with a side of water.
"Oh wow," she said to herself very softly, "Fluttershy, you've definitely outdone yourself. Ooh, I can't wait for you to reach my tummy." She looked down at the sandwich, took a succulent bite of it, and immediately her eyes glowing with self-accomplishment and mouth wide with a sincere smile.
"Oh wow!" she exclaimed while flapping her wings and soaring through her kitchen area in excitement, "I've never tasted anything so delightful. So delectable! So.....DELICIOUS!!"
Fluttershy then scarfed down the rest of the sandwich in about a minute.
uhp..
"Oh my...." replied a shocked Fluttershy, "Pardon me Angel...that was so rude of me." Meanwhile the bunny is taking a nap a couple rooms away from where the timid Pegasus was currently at. She chuckled slightly anyway, probably because that small belch of hers sounded a bit funny to her. Nevertheless, she cleaned up her area and headed over to where Angel slept. She looked down at the little devi- I mean piece of her little heaven and smiled.
"N'aaaaawww," she cooed, "Look at you. So cute when you're asle-uuuurrrgggllllrgggglleee!"
Fluttershy shot upright, startled by the gurgling noise. She even squeaked as she hid behind the nearest tangible object in the room, which so happened to be Angel's bed.
"W-W-Who's th-th-there...??!" Fluttershy stammered, "P-P-P-Please don't hurt me..."
Uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrgggggllggrrrgg...
The shy pony squeaked again in reaction to the noise again, however this time she noticed and felt her belly vibrate and bubble almost violently. The loud gurgling caused the pet bunny to wake up. He stretched his stubby arms and turned his head around to be greeted to the full flank of his owner. Fluttershy on the other hand placed her hooves on her gurgling belly, feeling it's gassy contents surge and bounce around. Although...
"Oh my. I didn't realize I was so hungry..." Fluttershy muttered to herself, unaware of Angel's presence on her rear. Her stomach on the other hand gads a different idea in mind. In less than 5 seconds Angel, who's face was still behind Fluttershy's rump, received a fairly weak gust of wind that smothered his face with one of the most vile smells he's ever smelt. His eyes watered greatly and he was flailing his arms around as he squeaked and squeaked of try to get Fluttershy's attention. Fortunately, she heard him and saw that he looked like he had seen a ghost. She also noticed that a foul odor emanated from his fur. She gasped in shock.
"Oh Angel! Did you eat too many onions? You're crying!...ooh..you also seem to smell like them too." She cringed slightly as the smell was caught her muzzle. Angel's eyes still watered however his expression was less than pleasing. He then pointed at the pony's rumbling belly, implying it was her that made the horrible stench. Fluttershy gasped at that remark.
"Oh Angel! How could you say that?" She said with a note of anger in her voice...although her voice volume still seemed to stay the same, "I would never do something as rude as that...especially in front of others. My tummy would never allow for that to happen, right tummy?" She looked down at her belly, still subtly gurgling and churning up a storm in there unbeknownst to the Pegasus.
"See?" She gave Angel a stern look as the rabbit pounced off outside to hopefully air out his face. Fluttershy then pondered a bit. Why would Angel just randomly....do that and blame it on her? She knows it's not like him to do that. She thought once again that maybe it was-
"No!" she shouted at nobody in particular, "It's not possible!...there's no way I'd be able to do that." She then walked out of her cottage.
"Maybe I just need to take my mind off this. Maybe I'll go see the squirrels and help them out with their nuts." As she walked along to the back of her cottage, her body seemed to be doing it's own thing. Her belly still vibrated and gurgled under the Pegasus' radar and it's back door unblocked. There was only one thing left now.
....pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftt...
What sounded like a low concentrated stream of breath resulted in a foul, soft, yet contagious burst of air that seemed to only tickle the Pegasus. However, the smell spread quickly over the perimeter of Fluttershy's cottage and quickly entered her nose. She gasped once again, this time trying to hold her nose with her hoof.
"Angel Bunny!...Was that you again?!" To her surprise he hadn't heard her, mainly because he wasn't near the cottage and out to the Everfree again. Usually around this point Fluttershy would be worried about her animal friend and take off after him, if not for the fact that Angel's 'words' had finally sunken into the timid pony's head; it was her making those odors. The animals around her were in a panic; the birds were climbing higher amongst trees, the other bunnies and squirrels started to run away from the smell, even one of the bears started to make a run for it. But what really struck Fluttershy was when she saw the skunks have pins around their noses as they fled. Fluttershy was nearly about to burst into tears when suddenly a large sharp pain in her gut kept her from crying.
"Ugh...t-this pain....I-It hurts..."
She clutched her stomach, subsequently, falling frontwards with her flank in the air. Fluttershy knew what she had to do, and the thought of that caused her face to flush reddish-pink.
"Ugh...it's going to be so loud...I know it is.. OOOOOOH....oh..umm...oh..okay...y-you can do this Fluttershy...f-for all your animal friends...and Angel!"
She put pressure on her already roaring stomach and she felt all the pressure race down to her rear end. She knew what was coming and she closed her eyes, a couple of tears rolling down her face, and then bit her lower lip to prepare for her biggest release.
"Oooh! Here it comes!"
....plpt!
A wave of euphoria washed over the Pegasus as she felt better with that fart of hers. She was too relaxed and exhausted to move and didn't care what the fart smelled like. She felt better and decided to wait until the smell dissipated to move, which happened rather quickly. The animals slowly started to come back, feeling ashamed of leaving Fluttershy in the wake of the foul odor...even if it were for only 3 minutes. Fluttershy looked up to see all of her animal friends gathered around her, smiling and hoping that she would forgive them. The pony in turn smiled and gave all of them a big bear hug, although Fluttershy was sure he'd return. But it didn't bother her too much.
"Oh...I'm so sorry you guys," she apologized, "I didn't realize it was me making those...horrible smells. However now I'll be more aware of them as they come by! Now how about we all have some dinner? It's getting a little late now. Come on let's go." And so she headed back inside the cottage, heading to prepare food for all her little friends.
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Darkness shrouded the Everfree forest as a grey-ish bear was lurking around, trying to find the exit. He kept walking along until he saw a white-ish light coming from the distance. He approached it until he got close enough so he could see what it was. What gazed upon his eyes was a bail of rainbow colored hay, shining in the darkness. This caught the bear's attention, and appetite, as his mouth watered intensely. However behind him was someone who he'd wish wasn't awestruck behind him as he ate. A white bunny rabbit with his face faintly smelling of onions.