Topic: im giving a presentation about postmodernism at a state university this year
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc started this discussion 10 years ago #49,773
my professor asked me to do it today. i'm super excited, i think it's sometime in march or april. i was there last year giving a presentation on gender
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #646,943
@OP
How much will you be paid?
How much will you be paid?
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #646,944
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #646,950
just get on stage and ramble for 20 minutes about someone's job as postmodern exploration of postmodernism. be sure to go on and on and on about the dichotomy between environmentalism and urbanization and human detachment from nature. you could talk about war and how horny it makes people, but, that's kinda oldschool.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #646,954
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #646,955
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
you should do a series on post modernist foods. what would that even be like? gourmet processed foods?
you should do a series on post modernist foods. what would that even be like? gourmet processed foods?
squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,956
i'm just fucking with you hamfist. congrats, that's a pretty big deal. break a leg.
seriously, break your leg. nothing wins an audience over like overcoming physical adversity. put that in your lecture.
seriously, break your leg. nothing wins an audience over like overcoming physical adversity. put that in your lecture.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,957
Open with a no Pomo joke
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,958
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
what's the difference between postmodernism and a can of campbell's alphabet soup?
what's the difference between postmodernism and a can of campbell's alphabet soup?
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squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,959
@previous (squeegee)
wait, that's not a good one. okay, how can you tell if a postmodern novel is a comedy?
wait, that's not a good one. okay, how can you tell if a postmodern novel is a comedy?
squeegee triple-posted this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,960
squeegee quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,961
what is the difference between postmodernism and a can of campbell's alphabet soup anyway?
squeegee quintuple-posted this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,962
i... i don't know what postmodernism is.hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,963
@646,954 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
yeah but i think it'll be fun and it's something i'm interested in
yeah but i think it'll be fun and it's something i'm interested in
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,964
OH! oh, yeah, one is a 1300 page tome detailing a day in the life of an officeworker and the other is digestible.eh? EH?
how can you tell if a postmodern novel is a comedy? it'll tell you in the foot notes.
eh? EH?
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squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,965
hamfist is a nerdhamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,966
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,967
@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)nah, i'm just fucking around. you deserve the acknowledgement, you're always talking about your hipster things and it's obvious you're really knowledgeable about all that hipster stuff they're teaching in school these days so i'm glad to see that your hard work as a hipster is being recognized. jokes aside, it's seriously a cool thing. grats bud.
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,968
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,969
@646,963 (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
In the adult world, people whom work are paid for their labor. Are you not, in fact, an adult? Are you, in actual fact, unwilling to engage with the adult world?
In the adult world, people whom work are paid for their labor. Are you not, in fact, an adult? Are you, in actual fact, unwilling to engage with the adult world?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #646,971
wow that's really cool
congrats mate
congrats mate