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Topic: As a founding Derek of the Derek Dynasty I feel that my time has come.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago#49,749
Not to step things up, but time to step down as a Derek. I'm sorry Dereks, but I can no longer continue this charade and keep my blatant shitposting in check. Thanks
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#646,683
Why is everyone acting like they don't know everything about me? I know every person in public knows me and knows about me yet everyone's keeping up this charade like I don't know. How many people are here right now making threads just to bait me, and do this daily? What do you want out of it?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#646,689
Why does everyone try to pick a fight with me on the internet? I'm just a normal person like you, who fled USAmerica for not paying my taxes. I love China, and will stay there. Please stop antagonizing me. What do you want from me?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#646,694
Look you little shit, you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go Derek" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "bawwing" and "mad in space," but you have no idea, man. I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#646,696
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dererk War Survival, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Derek Battle Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.