Topic: did you ever touch a ferret, a domesticated ferret?
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 10 years ago #49,650
They are weasel-shaped little animals. I think a good ferret name would be sugartits.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #645,431
I touched a ferret.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,433
This is a good topic, but it's not as good as these dubs.Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,440
My friend used to have 7. Theyd all pile up in a hammock together.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,458
I have touched a ferret..
it was a friendly lil fucker...but it smelled awful..
it was a friendly lil fucker...but it smelled awful..
Thomas Roofer joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,513
I have had two ferrets go to sleep on my chest
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,689
MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,761
they are a great animal to insert into your bum
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,798
MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,924
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
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