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Topic: Why does this distinguish exist anyway?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 10 years ago #49,647

Girly drinks and manly drinks.

https://youtu.be/7lPtr6dQrnY

Girly drinks always look way more refreshing and delicious. From what little I had of beer it just tastes literally like nothing and doesn't tempt me to drink more of it to get acquired to it.

In b4 yt;dw

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #645,404

what beer did u have like a bud lite? Lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,405

> Girly drinks
Girls order Cosmopolitans and other sweet drinks
Men order whiskeys or vodka.

> From what little I had of beer it just tastes literally like nothing

Bud or Coors? Piss water.

Try a German or One of the current microbrews. Guinness Stout. If you are used to pisswater Bud? You may reject the true German beers because they at first come across bitter.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,406

Distinction

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,408

Once you've had 12, it won't matter either way.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,409

@645,405 (C)
I might have tried both, but my brother always stays away from Miller.

Don't "true" beers just taste of wheat, water, and alcohol?

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not sure if I could get passed the taste in order to make it to 12.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,411

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
no beer taste like beer it like drinking a kind of soda. coors and bud taste like water and are hard to drink bc they are so bad
even Miller is Better I actually like hi life
I don't give a shit about beers tho

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #645,414

@645,409 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Don't "true" beers just taste of wheat, water, and alcohol?

Got that all wrong. Yes a few beers use wheat as the key grain. Very Few.

Barley which has been malted - You need to look that up. Hops and Yeast. Wide range of types of Barley. That single grain Barley can end up with a huge range of colors and flavors and web is loaded with details and pictures. Look up a beer home brew place near by and visit and they will let you taste a variety of the ready to use grains for free. Quality eats - very tasty.

Hops are bitter and tasting them by themselves is not very instructive - Bitter - Also a wide range of flavors but I have not experienced that range except once and my pallet was not up to doing that anyway. Yeast for beer making is also a complex thing that adds a lot beyond the turning grains into alcohol.

I think Bud uses rice and other cheep piss water beers use rice wheat and corn. German laws allow only Barley Hops and Yeast. Might be one exception for wheat?

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #645,415

@previous (C)
zzz

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,424

@previous (F)
It was actually a useful post

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,430

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
for beer snobs

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,436

Because after you've cut down a tree, or backed a trailer, or parallel parked a car you don't want a girly drink. You want a manly drink and to talk about sportsball with your bros.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,441

Shots are cheaper than mixed drinks and that is the only distinction that matters

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,442

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Drinking liquor alone at home is cheaper than shots

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,443

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Grapesoda wine is cheapest. Thanks.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,444

@645,442 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> Not drinking single malt scotch in a social setting with friends

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!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,446

It's funny because this contradicts my bitter seminal theory, which is actually proven by science.

Pheromones predilect heterosexuals of their respective genders towards either sweet or sour genitalial discharges, for those with parafetishistic tendencies in consuming them, anyway. For women this should be the alkaline, bitter and soapy cum. Yet, when partaking in alcohol, these preferences seem to be switched.

Are all men (and women) merely closet faggots?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,477

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Do vaginas taste sweet?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,481

@645,442 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
you know the difference

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,483

@645,446 (!MLHqI35Srs)
What the fuck

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,485

@645,477 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Only relatively speaking. The overtone is that of newly shined copper rather than a bitter pale ale or coffee, for comparison's sake.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,486

@645,483 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Don't act like you've never heard of the scientifically well-established "bad-tasting jizz theory".

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,492

@645,446 (!MLHqI35Srs)


> sweet or sour genitalial discharges

@645,483 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)

> What the fuck

Me thinks when they discharged autphag from the loony bin Psych ward this last time - autphages brain has turned very sour.

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,495

@645,486 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, it's far more important than that.

As the evidence tells us, alcohol completely reverses a heterosexual's taste preference for "genital discharge". This proves that everyone is secretly gay, and that heterosexuality is a myth.

As somebody who has an inside perspective in Psychology, I can confirm that this is very true. However, the matriarchy covers it up because something something negroidials something something neurotypicals.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #645,496

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
LOLOLOLOL

Quality humor.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,763

one is for people that get sloshed on a pint of pisswater and the other is for everyone else

also, taste isnt the purpose of alcohol

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,765

None of you could ever hope to beat a seasoned gentlemæ like myself in a drinking contest!

Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,767

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
yes, three bud lites is totes unbeatable

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #645,776

@645,495 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
10/10 Bud

As someone with a good amount of training in psychology and who knows quite a bit about "genital discharge theory" (which has been firmly established and thoroughly studied) I can say you are quite on the mark.
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