Topic: Catherine, I had a very unsatisfying fast food meal today.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q started this discussion 10 years ago #49,573
I ordered an Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich from McDonalds. For some ungodly reason, they gave me a fucking hamburger patty with the artisan sauce on the artisan bun. And McDonald's hamburger patties are really bad, dry cardboard shit. I was already running late to start my 10-myle walk, so I did not go back and complain. I ate it and it was bad.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #644,309
Everything from McDonald's tastes like dry cardboard shit.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #644,310
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #644,313
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Whoops, not matt, but nice try.
I pay my taxes and don't molest children, nor do i have a make believe girlfriend and baby(mine are real).
:)
Whoops, not matt, but nice try.
I pay my taxes and don't molest children, nor do i have a make believe girlfriend and baby(mine are real).
:)
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #644,315
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #644,318
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Oh, and psssst, I don't live in a shithole city in China called Kunming.
Oh, and psssst, I don't live in a shithole city in China called Kunming.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #644,319
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #644,321
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #644,346
hey catherine, i ate at Taco Bell the other day and i haven't shit since then. how long do i have left to live?
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #644,347
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #644,349
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
3 weeks ago. pretty sure this is what septic shock feels like. could really use catherines advice right about now. i tried eating some chipotle to try and detox it out, but i think i just made it worse. should have just listened to my doctor and ate at Panera Bread.
3 weeks ago. pretty sure this is what septic shock feels like. could really use catherines advice right about now. i tried eating some chipotle to try and detox it out, but i think i just made it worse. should have just listened to my doctor and ate at Panera Bread.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,350
@previous (squeegee)
You have mere hours to live! Get to a Jack in the Box as fast as you can and eat 2 tacos! They will counteract the Taco Bell.
You have mere hours to live! Get to a Jack in the Box as fast as you can and eat 2 tacos! They will counteract the Taco Bell.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,352
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,353
I don't eat fast food because I am not a sad cunt.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,355
@644,350 (E)
yeah, i'll try anything at this point.
@644,352 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
totally. it's incredibly painful. but i figure as long as i'm vomiting then the food is at least finding a way out and not just getting stuck down there. that's my only real concern.
yeah, i'll try anything at this point.
@644,352 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
totally. it's incredibly painful. but i figure as long as i'm vomiting then the food is at least finding a way out and not just getting stuck down there. that's my only real concern.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,356
They gave you a hamburger instead of a chicken burger, wtf?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,357
@644,355 (squeegee)
You need to take some stool softeners and give yourself a couple of fleets enemas
You need to take some stool softeners and give yourself a couple of fleets enemas
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,360
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,363
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,364
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
do you think Wendy's chilli will help? it's what i'm dipping the tacos in.
do you think Wendy's chilli will help? it's what i'm dipping the tacos in.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,367
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,368
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
i'm having a cup of coffee and a cigarette. man, those chilli tacos kinda upset my stomach though. i probably shouldn't have stuffed them with french fries. i might've gone too far.
i'm having a cup of coffee and a cigarette. man, those chilli tacos kinda upset my stomach though. i probably shouldn't have stuffed them with french fries. i might've gone too far.
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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,381
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,387
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)don't worry, i'm working on it right now. the chilli tacos went through me like a battering ram. i'm going to be just fine.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,390
@644,356 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> They gave you a hamburger instead of a chicken burger, wtf?
Yes lol. Even Nebraska chicken would have been okay.
> They gave you a hamburger instead of a chicken burger, wtf?
Yes lol. Even Nebraska chicken would have been okay.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,393
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,395
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,401
@644,387 (squeegee)
@previous (squeegee)
Please tell me there is a transgender equivalent of this owl?
@644,390 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Now that I think about it. Nebraska chicken is probably like Kentucky chicken. Hmm, maybe I did have Nebraska chicken after all.
@previous (squeegee)
Please tell me there is a transgender equivalent of this owl?
@644,390 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Now that I think about it. Nebraska chicken is probably like Kentucky chicken. Hmm, maybe I did have Nebraska chicken after all.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,403
USAmerican McDonalds hamburgers are not legally allowed to be called beef. They must be referred to as beef* (beef flavorings,2703,2105,preservatives 202,403 Controlled under U.S. Exports: Schedule B) patties.
To be called a beef patty it must contain 40% or more of beef products. Otherwise it's just beef flavored, or some other generic term for bad food and in many parts of the world the threshold is 80% or more.
To be called a beef patty it must contain 40% or more of beef products. Otherwise it's just beef flavored, or some other generic term for bad food and in many parts of the world the threshold is 80% or more.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,413
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,530
becky take a fast skim of this review
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2015/dec/24/feast-mcdonalds-commercial-fooled-me/#
Key which is wot you experienced.
I was going to try one of these myself until I read the review.
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2015/dec/24/feast-mcdonalds-commercial-fooled-me/#
Key which is wot you experienced.
Burgers were horrible. The meat was rubbery and didn’t taste like meat. They use the same beef as all other burgers, defeating the purpose of ordering a “chef crafted burger.” The bacon was laughable. It looked like a cardboard cut-off of bacon and tasted like that as well. The sauce looked disgusting and did nothing for the flavor. The bun was the only thing that was actually alright.
I was going to try one of these myself until I read the review.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,532
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,539
@644,401 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
what would a transgender version of that owl even be
it's a fucking owl
it doesn't really have a gender presentation
what would a transgender version of that owl even be
it's a fucking owl
it doesn't really have a gender presentation
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,545
@OP
What makes it "artisan"?
What makes it "artisan"?
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,547
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,551
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #644,553
@644,545 (Metæ)
@644,547 (H)
Yea the commercials make this product look truly most Excellent You even get the ideal the meat is something other then a regular patty. I remember when that patty came in a 15 cent burger or 19cent cheeseburger. Same patty today as back then. Anon H is spot on - Marketing.
Metæ 2bad you are to far away to experience In n Out hamburger - Tiny menu massive number of people buying and massive number of employees making the stuff - They will cook your fries Exactly as ordered - variations of how crispy and how salty.
@644,547 (H)
Yea the commercials make this product look truly most Excellent You even get the ideal the meat is something other then a regular patty. I remember when that patty came in a 15 cent burger or 19cent cheeseburger. Same patty today as back then. Anon H is spot on - Marketing.
Metæ 2bad you are to far away to experience In n Out hamburger - Tiny menu massive number of people buying and massive number of employees making the stuff - They will cook your fries Exactly as ordered - variations of how crispy and how salty.
