Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#49,538
my primary is really nice but it gives me the creeps when she does routine check up stuff because she doesn't say anything she just like sticks her hands on me and talks really softly and it makes me so uncomfortable
that's all
also everybody is too nice at the place it's weird
and I ran into a guy who comes into my store that I work at and it was really awkward
@previous (C)
shut up old creep
and yes I ran into him on the same floor he was getting a cortisone shot or something
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,987
@previous (A)
Ah. Silly boy cannot even undress in front of a woman without crying like a faggot.
You just ashamed of having a small weeny.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,988
> expected a Groundhog Day thread
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,989
i've never really had a check-up like that
i go to the doctor when i need a prescription renewed and that's mostly it
are you supposed to have check-ups
i assume the answer is yes
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,990
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
The answer is yes.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,991
@643,989 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Have you been to the gynecologist?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,992
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
no
when i went to make an appointment the receptionist asked if i wanted a pap smear but tbh i don't really know what that is/if i need one/if it costs money so i said no
i'll ask the doctor about it
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#643,993
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM) > if i wanted a pap smear but tbh i don't really know what that is/if i need one
Shocking just shocking. With the grades you get and you have not even bothered to lookup a critical test.
By changing its guidelines, ACOG is breaking ranks with the other main authorities on cervical cancer. The American Cancer Society and the USPSTF both recommend that women get their first Pap test within three years of having sex, or at age 21.
Perhaps Canada and UK have different rules. Its something you really need to lookup. I know someone who skipped just one year and now she is dead because of a very preventable cancer.
Anonymous C double-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#643,994
New Canadian Task Force guideline: Start Pap tests at age 25, not 18 -
UK NHS
When cervical screening is offered
Women aged 25-64 who are registered with a GP are automatically invited for cervical screening.
This includes women who have had the HPV vaccination, as the vaccine doesn't guarantee complete protection against cervical cancer.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#643,995
@643,992 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
You need to go if you're sexually active
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#643,997
The doctor tests your weiner, "let's see if this thing works, OK"
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#643,998
@643,987 (D)
What are u talking about the doc just touch my neck glands and listen to my wheezy breathing
What u calling me a little boy u weirdo talking about wieners
Anonymous J double-posted this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#643,999
@643,997 (Sheila LaBoof)
Why is all the talk about wieners weirdo dick obsessed nerd s
Anonymous J triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#644,001
@643,989 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I went to get in touch with a psychiatrist I have to see my primary to make an appt that's how it works w/ my service I guess
Wasn't a real 'check up' just like a referral but I stepped on a scale first
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#644,002
the doc likes to say, "well the bloodwork came back and it looks like you've been masturbating again"
what a joker
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#644,003
@643,987 (D)
Also serious question this time
U have to undress at the doc? Why
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#644,005
@previous (J)
If you live where the sun shines a a lot? Good to have a doc look at skin.
Doc checking for hernia's needs to get in touch with junk. Check for testes cancer does not work so much so well with clothes on.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,010
My pain doctor literally asks me every appointment if I'm holding any grudges and if I have any urges to come back and shoot someone at the medical center. Lol
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,011
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Kinda fun to have that doc join MC.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,015
Triptych needs to stop neglecting her pap smear responsibilities..
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,018
@644,011 (D)
It would probably be fun for any of my doctors to do an AMA.
I once went to an orthopedist, and he said to me "Why does your foot look like that?"
I was like, "You're the fucking doctor!"
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,020
@644,003 (J)
I once had a new general practitioner who was an old man. I wanted to show him my chest hair, but when I started unbuttoning my shirt, he acted like I had pulled the pin from a grenade.
I dropped him after that.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,024
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Did you explain beforehand?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,049
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes I did. I hated that guy
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,077
hey doc, does this chest hair look silky and smooth to you
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,130
@644,001 (J)
oh okay
what do you have to do/what do they ask you when you want a referral
i didn't want a referral but the health center made me go to mental health since it wasn't just script renewal
dicks
@643,995 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
according to syntax you need it after 25
canadian cancer society says "by the time you are 21"
i also just dunno if insurance covers it n i'm pretty broke right now
also apparently you shouldn't have a pap smear done during your period, and that's quite unpredictable rn
which sucks because birth control is supposed to regulate that not deregulate it
fuckin' hormones
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,133
I haven't been in 6 years.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,137
@644,018 (kook !!mCVqftDha) > I was like, "You're the fucking doctor!"
I like you.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,148
@644,130 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Look it up, its after you become sexually active.
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#644,149