Topic: I had a dream where Minichan was available in printed volumes, like an encyclopedia set.
Metæ started this discussion 10 years ago #49,510
And it filled an entire bookshelf. The volumes were nice red leatherbound with gold edged paper. They were in chronological order, starting in Feb. 2010 and going to the present. I guess new volumes would be compiled and printed periodically.
I don't know if this is even worth posting but god damn it would be so cool to buy a printed copy of the unabridged Minichan!
I don't know if this is even worth posting but god damn it would be so cool to buy a printed copy of the unabridged Minichan!
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #643,653
Hell yeah, I'd buy it. You could read entirely our long timeline of schtick and drama, just like a novel. Have a fine chuckle at earlier villains like The Coon, or marvel at how recurring Matt's presence here is.
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #643,654
This is topic 49,510 and if each topic was roughly a sheet of A4 paper (being generous here because the suicide thread alone is probably 100 pages itself) we'd be at 50,000 pages or ~100 good size volumes and this isn't even the first incarnation (missing the many many topics from the first year or two)
Metæ (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #643,655
@643,653 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! I calculated if you read one post a second, 8 hours a day, it would take 24 days to read Minichan from the beginning to present.
There would be an Appendix laying out the history of the Matt/Syntax feud with selected posts from Mental Ward Rehab and The Reef and the Caveatipse history for context. Every namefag past and present would get a blurb laying out their history and personality, and there would be a chapter on the board history and MC/TC schism, and the other clone boards. And a glossary of memes and in-jokes.
Yes! I calculated if you read one post a second, 8 hours a day, it would take 24 days to read Minichan from the beginning to present.
There would be an Appendix laying out the history of the Matt/Syntax feud with selected posts from Mental Ward Rehab and The Reef and the Caveatipse history for context. Every namefag past and present would get a blurb laying out their history and personality, and there would be a chapter on the board history and MC/TC schism, and the other clone boards. And a glossary of memes and in-jokes.
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@643,654 (Metæ)
Each volume could contain the entire posting history of a single UID with cross references to the other volumes so you would have to have many volumes open at once to comprehend the context of any given post. This would encourage people to more closely study the entire work of The Collected Minichan. There could be an entire branch of academia dedicated to Minichan comprehension!
Each volume could contain the entire posting history of a single UID with cross references to the other volumes so you would have to have many volumes open at once to comprehend the context of any given post. This would encourage people to more closely study the entire work of The Collected Minichan. There could be an entire branch of academia dedicated to Minichan comprehension!
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@643,717 (F)
> Each volume could contain the entire posting history of a single UID
we wouldn't be very anonymous then would we
> Each volume could contain the entire posting history of a single UID
we wouldn't be very anonymous then would we
Anonymous I double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #643,769
How long do the archives go back for?
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #643,785
@643,768 (I)
afraid someone might find out your're a turkey?
if you never use a name you'd still be pretty anonymous unless you blow your own anonymity. Only true Minischolars would find out, in any case.
afraid someone might find out your're a turkey?
if you never use a name you'd still be pretty anonymous unless you blow your own anonymity. Only true Minischolars would find out, in any case.
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HARD COPY