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Topic: im going to kill myself on tuesday

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,408

dont try to stop me fuck the world

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later[^] [v] #642,444

my jazz cafe failed i have nothing to live for i have no money so i am going to take my own life

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #642,452

I will miss you, Anonymous A.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #642,457

im gonna take a long walk off a short pier, im gonna take a permanent vacation, i would say im going to take a "dirt nap" but im gonna drown myself a fitting end to my fucked up life!! i lost everything when i gambled on the jazz cafe now i am a laughing stock, everyone hates me and children spit at me when i walk down the street, on top of that i had to make 50k of sausage and my hands smell like raw fucking pork!!!!!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #642,468

@previous (A)
Just make sure you don't pay too much.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #642,469

Was the Jazz cafe in Portland?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #642,471

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

*kills self on Tuesday, grinning at scamming hamburger off that guy*

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #642,473

Dude, fuck other people. The fact that they contribute to your suicidal thoughts is evidence of:

1 those people suck dick
2 you care to much about those cock suckers

You will find reasons for living with time. In the meantime, honor all the good people who killed themselves, honor them by staying far away from suicidal thoughts.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,485

@642,457 (A)
Tell us your tale, Anonymous A

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,489

OK ninjj

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,508

I'll make a trade off for you.

You don't kill yourself and I do.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,512

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You can't do that! You haven't given me backups of the minecraft worlds yet!

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,516

@642,508 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I too, will commit suicide.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,519

@642,473 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
How's the pedophilia going

@OP
Cool

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,524

@642,473 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
You, should also kill yourself. You're a disgrace to the world, and we don't like you stealing our air.

yourmum joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,529

@642,516 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> I too, will commit suicide.

Phone me please!

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,533

@642,524 (L)

Can I even ask why?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,546

@642,519 (K)
How is he a pedo?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #642,555

I'm digging you.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #642,676

@642,457 (A)
why quantify sausage in $$

Anonymous H double-posted this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #642,677

@642,457 (A)
or did u just make 50k Sausages

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,284

Success?

Cracker Mordor Jacker joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,290

Go for the kill !!

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,294

Are you still alive OP?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 20 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,454

@previous (B)

> Are you still alive OP?

nope

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,457

@643,284 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Success?

dont post in my thread you dumb faggot

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,459

@previous (A)
So you failed to even panhandle for the $20 to do yourself in.

One more loser.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,465

@previous (R)

> So you failed to even panhandle for the $20 to do yourself in.
>
> One more loser.

have you ever heard of the ghost in the machine faggot? when you die you can still use the internet

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,466

@previous (A)
> ghost in the machine

I have heard of sloppy 2nds. I have heard of Ghostbusters.

I know a shitposter when I see one. Now go clean out the jizz, your boyfriend left in your ass.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,467

@previous (S)

> >ghost in the machine
>
> I have heard of sloppy 2nds. I have heard of Ghostbusters.
>
> I know a shitposter when I see one. Now go clean out the jizz, your boyfriend left in your ass.


lol go make a thread about it you crybaby bitch

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,472

@643,466 (S)
> ... the jizz, your boyfriend left in your ass

Comma's misplaced but otherwise a good effort. Oh so risqué. Oh you scamp you.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,477

You made the right decision OP. Suicide just isn't the answer.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #643,603

@642,444 (A)
Has Tim Burton got your number
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