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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later[^][v]#642,444
my jazz cafe failed i have nothing to live for i have no money so i am going to take my own life
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#642,452
I will miss you, Anonymous A.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#642,457
im gonna take a long walk off a short pier, im gonna take a permanent vacation, i would say im going to take a "dirt nap" but im gonna drown myself a fitting end to my fucked up life!! i lost everything when i gambled on the jazz cafe now i am a laughing stock, everyone hates me and children spit at me when i walk down the street, on top of that i had to make 50k of sausage and my hands smell like raw fucking pork!!!!!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#642,468
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#642,469
Was the Jazz cafe in Portland?
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#642,471
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
*kills self on Tuesday, grinning at scamming hamburger off that guy*
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#642,473
Dude, fuck other people. The fact that they contribute to your suicidal thoughts is evidence of:
1 those people suck dick
2 you care to much about those cock suckers
You will find reasons for living with time. In the meantime, honor all the good people who killed themselves, honor them by staying far away from suicidal thoughts.
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#642,485
> >ghost in the machine > > I have heard of sloppy 2nds. I have heard of Ghostbusters. > > I know a shitposter when I see one. Now go clean out the jizz, your boyfriend left in your ass.
lol go make a thread about it you crybaby bitch
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#643,472
@643,466 (S) > ... the jizz, your boyfriend left in your ass
Comma's misplaced but otherwise a good effort. Oh so risqué. Oh you scamp you.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#643,477
You made the right decision OP. Suicide just isn't the answer.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#643,603