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Topic: One in 292,000,000 Odds to win this. $1.5 Billion USA bucks and some change

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,341

You know what you call the winners of that $1.5 Billion Powerball lottery?


"Former Democrats.”

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squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #641,823

i might buy a ticket. when in rome. i never buy lotto though.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,840

Please do so we can laugh at you.

[email protected] joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,848

A lottery has always been a mystery to me. I can understand people playing at roulettes as just fun. But buying a ticket?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,853

I use my spare cash to gamble on the stock market. Works for me. Never once have I bought a ticket.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,862

That can't be. Otherwise some hedge fund would buy 292 million tickets to win the 1.5 billion.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,863

I won $700 on a ticket years ago and don't buy them anymore. I figured I was ahead of the game, so fuck it

Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,865

@641,862 (Metæ)
Some MIT students have been doing that for years, and turning a 10-15% profit
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