hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc started this discussion 10 years ago#49,300
andrea pulls a ziploc bag out of the side pocket on her backpack and pours out a few of many small, light blue pills on the mahogany table.
"what are those?" asks mike, eating a reheated hot dog slathered in ketchup.
"this is the adderall i messaged you about yesterday."
mike thinks back to yesterday when he got a message from andrea saying something about scoring what he read as antihistamines. he supposes that amphetamines make more sense, in retrospect.
"oh."
"you should be more excited. you know how hard it is to find quality prescription drugs these days."
"it's just, i've never heard of any exciting amphetamine stories. my friend did it once and ended up playing castlevania all night while grinding his teeth. and most people just like, get all fucked up on it and go rob walgreens. also isn't there an eliott smith song where he's high on amphetamines and just drinking soda?"
"i have no idea what you're talking about. which album was that? whatever. it doesn't matter. what matters is we have enough adderall to kill an elephant. are you going to take some or not?"
"well, i'd sound ungrateful if i said no..."
"eat shit," andrea responds with a smile.
"really though. i appreciate that you're willing to share with me. it must have cost a pretty penny."
"a beautiful penny, more like." andrea grabs a raspberry water from the fridge. "a gorgeous penny."
"well, bon appetit." mike grabs a few pills from the bag and washes them down with a glass of tap water.