Topic: FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING. Global market crash imminent!

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,298

RBS bank in Scotland says global economic collapse imminent, advises investors to sell everything except some Govt bonds.

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jan/12/sell-everything-ahead-of-stock-market-crash-say-rbs-economists

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/12093807/RBS-cries-sell-everything-as-deflationary-crisis-nears.html

http://investmentwatchblog.com/collapse-imminent-rbs-tells-stock-clients-sell-everything-and-jp-morgan-say-use-any-bounce-as-selling-opportunity

These are not obscure news links or armchair economists. These people can smell death in the air and know from 2008 what's coming. We're all doomed and if any of you have any debt then my friends, you're FUCKED

God forbid any westerners live in China and make a living there because they are about to find themselves unemployable.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later[^] [v] #641,363

However, bitcoin is going up

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,365

@previous (B)
Too bad it's unpredictable and buying futures in bitcoin risky. No way to make money from it unless you run an exchange and are prepaired sell your clients bitcoin from under them then do a runner.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,366

@previous (A)
pump and dump motherfucker

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,367

invest in anime

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,389

WELP

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,391

Except Minichan, of course.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,405

Getting people panicked is just going to speed things up.

Cracker Jacker joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,406

Son of a fuck !

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,411

@641,405 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Like quickly ripping of a band aid

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,414

@previous (A)
What is a band aid?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,418

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
A plaster.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,419

Thank god we have wise central bankers and Keynesian economics!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,423

In other news, this will be great for minichan! We will be getting a lot of traffic from people finding this site via the suicide for under 20 bucks thread.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,443

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD!!!!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,451

@641,423 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Whatton are you going to do when they cut your benefits?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,458

I wonder who could be behind this..

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,460

@previous (K)
Always

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,475

> oil could slump to $16 a barrel
Great news for the downtrodden.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,509

nah