Topic: I can't wait to bang my girlfriend again.
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,284
I've stopped jerking off so sex is all that better and I have more jizz to push out of my erect penis and into her lovely vagina. She has such a hawt body.
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #641,277
mods, ban this sick fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,278
@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
Looking forward to and having sex with a cute girl with whom I'm in a consenting relationship with is now "sick"
The hell is wrong with you, you hairy wookiee
Looking forward to and having sex with a cute girl with whom I'm in a consenting relationship with is now "sick"
The hell is wrong with you, you hairy wookiee
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,279
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,280
@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Dude, you like poly relationships with men who are going through mental trauma, so much so they injest unsafe hormones. You're the sick fuck.
Dude, you like poly relationships with men who are going through mental trauma, so much so they injest unsafe hormones. You're the sick fuck.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,282
@previous (A)
So you're like matt and have a made up girlfriend, or do you have to blow her up before having sex with her?
So you're like matt and have a made up girlfriend, or do you have to blow her up before having sex with her?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,283
@previous (D)
Why do you assume someone might not have a nice looking girlfriend? It's natural for people to couple up and being so early on in a relationship I'm rather excited hence my blog posts.
Why do you assume someone might not have a nice looking girlfriend? It's natural for people to couple up and being so early on in a relationship I'm rather excited hence my blog posts.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,289
reported
sicko
sicko
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,369
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,384
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,401
I'm soon going to meet her at her flat. Really looking forward to feeling the inside of her vagina.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,412
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,554
@641,401 (A)
Be careful not to put all your weight on her, or you'll cause the blow up doll to pop.
I know this from experience.
Be careful not to put all your weight on her, or you'll cause the blow up doll to pop.
I know this from experience.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,564
Op here. I'm at her place but she's on her period. Now I got blue balls
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,567
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,569
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,576
@641,280 (A)
You say that like I'm a bastion of mental health. Also, nice madpost you got there.
You say that like I'm a bastion of mental health. Also, nice madpost you got there.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #641,675
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #641,702
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #641,712
@641,675 (A)
Unless she has aids and you're not using a condom, that probably will not kill you.
Unless she has aids and you're not using a condom, that probably will not kill you.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #641,714
@641,702 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just don't like the idea of blood on my dick. Stop trying to force cultural marxism on me.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just don't like the idea of blood on my dick. Stop trying to force cultural marxism on me.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #641,716
@previous (A)
I mean the whole thread is all made up anyway so I don't see why you are getting so defensive. But just throw down an old towel and have a good time with your "girlfriend" on her period.
I mean the whole thread is all made up anyway so I don't see why you are getting so defensive. But just throw down an old towel and have a good time with your "girlfriend" on her period.
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