Topic: What is Barbie's secret of employment?

Skeptic started this discussion 10 years ago #49,262

How has she managed to have almost every job in the world? When did she take the time to study for such careers? Is she an immortal? Is this why she can could every profession? Is she a time lady from Gallifrey? Does she regenerate? What the fuck?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #641,060

sup catherine?

Skeptic (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,061

@previous (B)
Everybody is Catherine.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,062

@previous (Skeptic)
But you actually are!

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,063

Unlike Autphag, she got that GED so employers will talk to her. Thanks

Skeptic (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,064

@previous (Metæ)
But surely she needs more than just a GED?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,065

@previous (Skeptic)
Get that GED, and then we'll talk. Thanks.

Skeptic (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,066

@previous (Metæ)
But I have a high school diploma.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,067

@641,064 (Skeptic)
As Autphag said, society is a brutal matriarchy. Barbie, as a figurehead of the matriarchy, can do whatever she wants.

Skeptic (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #641,068

@previous (B)
Even if he lacks the talent or skills to be a surgeon?
Where does Ken fit into this matriarchy?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,099

@previous (Skeptic)
pussy-whipped bitch

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,104

@641,068 (Skeptic)
Is Barbie smart enough to turn herself into a fuck doll?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,121

I'd fuck Barbie.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,123

"Math is hard." - Barbie

That's not all that's hard

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,126

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

> That's not all that's hard

That's what she said.

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