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Topic: I'm a Protestant, specifically a Church of Christ-er. Can you explain how Catholicism works to me?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,252

The Mass is Christ upon the cross, as a singular event outside of time. When we attend Mass, we are literally at the foot of the cross, worshipping Jesus, God made man, dying for our sins.

At the end of Mass, we literally receive His real actual Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity, which has merely retained the appearance (including all scientifically measurable attributes) of bread. We believe the Holy Eucharist is indeed truly God based in part because of His words to us documented in Sacred Scripture, and His willingness to allow people to stop following Him because they took Him literally at that time as well.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #640,979

> how Catholicism works to me

Never use condoms

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,986

@previous (B)
It's very much not authentically Catholic, and the mod team even bans those of us who are actually faithful to the Church's teaching.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #641,017

> His real actual Body, Blood,

Ritual Cannibalism.

Chow down on body of Jesus and drink Jesus Jew blood.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,018

@previous (D)
Is body of Jesus a 15 minute dryve from thee?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,020

there's a lot of chanting and when you're a kid it's spooky as fuck like a cave with bats

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #641,023

Catholic Priests Bishops and Pope, are free to practice pedophilia. All they have to do is confess to another priest and are forgiven.
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