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Topic: Committing suicide for free?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,231

We all know about the now legendary suicide for under 20 bucks thread, but what about the people on a very tight budget. Here are some methods that are free: walking into a lake, running into a train, jumping into a bear.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #640,715

Jump off a multistorey car park.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,716

Be unarmed and black near a cop

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,717

Spend a day forcing yourself to fully read Autphag posts. After a point, your body will simply shut itself down automatically.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,718

@640,716 (Metæ)
This is incorrect. More whites are shot by cops than blacks. The left are just pushing black deaths in the media to push am agenda and break society.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,738

Do the stop eating thing known as Voluntary Stop Eating and Drinking(VSED). The first few days suck, but after that, you're not really feeling hungry. And within 3 to 5 weeks, your dead.

It's becoming a Popular method for suicide. This is my New Years Resolution.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,745

@640,718 (B)
I think it is.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,746

If you are american, you could always considering antagonizing the police

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,751

@640,717 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
This is actually true. I nearly passed out several times while compiling a large collection of such posts, and I had to take several breaks along the way.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,756

@640,738 (E)
you haven't eaten in ten days?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,758

rob a drug dealer.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,759

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Rob a drug dealer non one cars.
Rob a cop. You will depart with your 15 minutes of fame.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,763

@previous (K)
not if you're white. you'll be nothing but a blip on the local news.

drug dealers care a lot if you rob them.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,795

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I would totally do drugs with you

Anonymous L double-posted this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,796

@640,763 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Then touch you inappropriately
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