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Topic: What is the most easiest way to commit homicide for under 20 bucks?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,227

Well, fora?

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #640,658

buy something worth $20 and hit them with it until they are dead

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,659

give me the $20

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,664

@640,658 (squeegee)
> buy something for $19.99 and hit them with it until they are dead
ftfy

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,666

box of matches
light one
drop it in their gas tank

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,678

Bloody hell, what if this thread becomes a success?

Have you seen the sort of people that the angel thread and the suicide thread attract? Can you imagine what sort of people this thread would attract?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,679

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,680

Convince them they're suicidal and refer them to the suicide under $20 thread.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,681

@previous (Metæ)
Good answer, but... What are you even doing up Metabro? How are you not passed out on the deluge of spirits you bought?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,682

@640,678 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
this thread? what's the worst that could happen, really?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,683

@640,679 (D)
yang btfo tbh

villains ftw

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,684

@640,682 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Murder, I would imagine. Or some shitposters.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,688

@640,683 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Hmmm... The theme music would suggest you might have a theory in that.

I think you might just be too fond of Emerald and Cinder. I have faith that Ruby will lead Remnant back.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,690

Maybe you. Can just wait until they are asleep and pick them up and throw them out the window

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,697

Still ricin

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,699

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Would under $20 of soybean crop make enough?

Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,700

@640,688 (D)

I don't have a RWBY pic as I couldn't find the latest RWBY until just now, so this will have to do. I've been listening to enough weird, early Christian Anglo-Saxon poetry in Old English lately that this is kind of funny. Having just found the latest episode of RWBY, I will be busy watching RWBY for the next few minutes. :/

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,701

@640,697 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)

As opposed to moving ricin?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,703

@previous (H)
That might pose a problem.

@640,700 (D)
Okay, sorry found some RWBY pics.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,704

@640,681 (D)
I replaced my liver with one made out of cast iron.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,711

Also, we do have kook here. And she has read about countless serial killers in extreme detail.

Once she posts here to give advice, it is all over. This thread will skyrocket in popularity, and Minichan will be indirectly responsible for thousands of gruesome (but cost-effective) murders.

@640,688 (D)
Thank you. That post was one of my more in-depth, thought-out theories. I am glad you picked up on that.

@640,700 (D)
Ha. From the thumbnail, I somehow thought it was a girl running through loads of guns. That would be a fine substitution for a RWBY picture.

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Mordor joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,871

Unvoluntary Manslaughter. A moment of aggression, sexual or not, is usually forgiven by court martials. The more of a moron idiot the killer is, the more likely he gets away with it. I would device plans to turn myself into an raging killing idiot. I could get away with raping christian girls on newcatholic.com and cursing priests on their vanity fair moment in howtopreach.com.

Mordor double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,873

Lets see if I can burst up the necessary killer gin. Ro is the name what fuck was I am going the say.

Mordor triple-posted this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,879

How to kill a nun. Nun drone on forgiveness. I would redeemingly smack her good loving cunt back to hell.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,881

There is a method called detergent suicide. It not only kills you, but people around you so it's a pretty shitty thing to do. I assume you are suicidal because you are on minichan.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,991

@640,699 (D)
Should do
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