Topic: If God isn't real then why do you celebrate Christmas?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,163
Checkmate
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #640,165
If god is real, why do you celebrate his sons birthday in December, when it was born in April?
Checkmate fuckface.
Checkmate fuckface.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,167
@previous (B)
It's syombolic. 25th of December is when the 3 wise men arrived to see Jesus.
Checkmate fuckface and peace be with you.
It's syombolic. 25th of December is when the 3 wise men arrived to see Jesus.
Checkmate fuckface and peace be with you.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,170
@OP
I celebrate X-Mass to eat drink and fuck Mary.
I do not celebrate Muslim holidays because they fast and do not drink alcohol.
I also enjoy a turkey drumstick during X-Mass dinners but am not foolish enough to think I am eating the body of Christ and the wine to wash it down is not Jesus blood.
PS Yesterday Jan-7 was also X-Mass for Christian Orthodox.
I celebrate X-Mass to eat drink and fuck Mary.
I do not celebrate Muslim holidays because they fast and do not drink alcohol.
I also enjoy a turkey drumstick during X-Mass dinners but am not foolish enough to think I am eating the body of Christ and the wine to wash it down is not Jesus blood.
PS Yesterday Jan-7 was also X-Mass for Christian Orthodox.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,171
@OP
It's funny that Catherine loves Christmas despite how anti-religious they is.
It's funny that Catherine loves Christmas despite how anti-religious they is.
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,173
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I love Christmas. Totally for the cool lights - food - drink and festivities.
I do not for one minute fall for Ghost of Jesus turning into a God. God at best died during the big bang.
I love Christmas. Totally for the cool lights - food - drink and festivities.
I do not for one minute fall for Ghost of Jesus turning into a God. God at best died during the big bang.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,175
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,176
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,181
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,183
@previous (A)Have many a clone. One of them could have croaked.
As my hero said long ago.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,189
@previous (Syntax)
Is Mark Twain a 15 minute drive from that dead end nursing home you currently reside in?
Is Mark Twain a 15 minute drive from that dead end nursing home you currently reside in?
Anonymous B double-posted this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,190
@640,167 (A)
But where's the proof that any of these jackasses, or the events, ever existed?
Checkmate fuckface.
But where's the proof that any of these jackasses, or the events, ever existed?
Checkmate fuckface.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,193
Christmas > Christ.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,202
> If God isn't real then why do you celebrate Christmas
Ummm... I don't?
Ummm... I don't?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,366
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,377
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)No! Saturnalia! Io Saturn!
No, not really.
Honestly I don't give a fuck about the holiday. It's a pretty crappy, consumerist holiday in the US anyway. I don't give gifts, and most people I know don't either. It's just another day when everything is closed.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,380
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,382
@previous (F)
Uh... No. One is Saturnalia, and one is the pretend birth of some Jew that the Pope made official centuries later.
Uh... No. One is Saturnalia, and one is the pretend birth of some Jew that the Pope made official centuries later.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,444
my government told me i dont need to work those days which is pretty rad so i might as well celebrate not having to work