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Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,105
I put margarine on my God Delusion.
Checkmate, Christians!
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,109
God's existence is directly tied to the sales of his book. Thanks.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,111
More bibles are sold because idiotic christians think they are doing the world a favor, by buying millions of them, then placing them at hotels, motels, bathrooms(of all places, why a fucking bathroom), and other areas.
They do come in handy when I find them, rolling paper for my weed, fire starter, target practice, toilet paper(please disregard my bathroom statement above).
So as you see. It's not individual people buying them, you can get them free anywhere. There's what? At least a thousand of them in a church?
Get those statistics, then we'll talk.
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kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,132
Well it has been out for longer
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,151
Attention Green.
Rolls of toilet paper have outsold the bible.
Proof that skid marks, trumps a bible.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,160
@640,109 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I think it is. @previous (G)
Is Trump's Bible a 15 minute drive from you?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,162
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Why does it take you 15 days to remove your skidmarks?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,164
i just started a class on the history of the ancient Christian church
it's kinda weird bc i don't know anything about the Christian faith but pretty cool so far
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,166
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Christians are simple folks. They practice ritual cannibalism. Eat body of Jesus and drink his blood.
Catholic Priests take this one step further. They practice pedophilia in the name of Jesus. (acts with children are too gruesome to print here.
Mormon Christians still practice polygamy, but only in private. Christians make a practice of being two faced.
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree." "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything father." "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes sister?" "I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?" "I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. "Oh father, may I touch it?" This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true father?" "Yes it is, sister." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here."
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,169
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,213
@640,111 (E)
we are reaching critical fedora tipping
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#640,219
@640,164 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I would recommend Orthodoxy and Heresy in Earliest Christianity by Walter Bauer as interesting side reading. Also, maybe S.G.F. Brandon's Jesus and the Zealots. It's a mixed up time with all the revolts. It's a very interesting period.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#640,994
@previous (M)
i'll look into those! thanks
haven't bought my textbooks yet, just the ones for that class come to $145 and also need a history overview book, probs another 40 minimum there :x