Topic: Would you drink the holy petrol juice?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,156

Pastor convinces people to drink petrol.

https://youtu.be/I8c6UlG7FUQ

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #640,078

What is petrol?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,079

@previous (B)

Gasoline.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,081

> religion

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,082

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The pastor in this instance was wrong, but your denial of God is the real sin.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,085

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Why would you think you're going to Heaven?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,087

@640,082 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You're right, I should unthinkingly and lovingly worship this divine being. I mean, anyone who demands that treatment has to be a good guy.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,090

@640,085 (A)
I have faith in Jesus.
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The last laugh will be on God when you face him on His throne and he starts reading from the Book of Life.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,091

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
So he laughs at the people he throws down to hell? Hmm.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,092

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
He won't be laughing, He will be upset that you denied Him.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,093

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I get upset at not receiving unconditional worship too, but I don't condemn people to eternal torture for it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,095

@640,090 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You're a damn Reternalist and you already said that God isn't real.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #640,097

@previous (A)
The Reternalists, as usual, are playing the long game.

Or maybe they are just arbitrarily going through the motions, as they know it will all repeat again anyway.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,100

@640,093 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
So, when you stand before God and He asks; 'despite all the evidence of my existence and people telling you about my existence, you still denied me?' what will,you say?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,101

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Name such evidence.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,102

@previous (A)
The Bible, prayers, miracles.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,103

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's not evidence if miracles could be explained using logic.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,104

@previous (A)
Explain how Jesus rose from the dead and how he walked on water.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,106

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You can't rise from the dead, nobody can, it never happened. Are you really this gullible?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,107

@previous (A)
So Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were wrong? Four different accounts state that Jesus.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,110

@640,100 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I challenge him to a game of Halo for entry into heaven. The Godly Code prevents him from refusing.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,112

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I hope you enjoy hell. You and Dawkins can talk about how much you hate God and drink Pepsi for eternity.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,113

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> eternity
There's no such thing! Time is always a loop! I thought you were a Reternalist?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,116

Why are you asking stupid questions?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,118

@previous (E)
Why are you?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,120

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Just wondering.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,127

@640,113 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
My atheism is directly proportional to my neckbeard, which is why my faith has been weakening recently.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,128

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Reternalism is a form of atheism?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,129

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
It only has a metaphorical God.

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