Minichan

Topic: How does one convert to Hellenism?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 10 years ago #49,146

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #639,999

Send me all your money, and I'll send you back an official certificate of conversion.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,000

I'm about to ask you a serious and nonjudgemental question. Are you ready?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,001

Extremely easy.
Ancient religion no longer in practice.
This is DYI. Anoint yourself as Oracle de jure.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #640,007

Are you Greek-kin or Transgreek?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,037

Catherine, have you been looking at strange porn recently? Please be honest

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,038

very carefully

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,040

@640,037 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Nope, you should know, porn is something I never look up willingly.

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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,041

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Why are you trying to password protect your computer?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,042

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Not my computer, just one program. You snooping on my Reddit posts? ;-)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,044

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Yes. Also, have you really been hallucinating?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,045

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Not really, unless you count words that look like black transparent eye floaters whenever you wake up.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,046

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
that counts

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,117

Why are you asking stupid questions?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,119

@previous (G)
Could this be Minichan's latest schtick???

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,139

Afaik there aren't really any rites of conversion, you just start complying to its tenets

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,140

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Sacrificing a bull to Zeus or something couldn't hurt though, yeah?

Bro offer joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,141

You hurt my child and you get offered. How about canibalism.

Bro offer double-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,142

Try out my righteous frodo smile. God laughing. LoL

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,143

@640,140 (B)
That is actually a rite you would do, yes

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,149

@OP
Why do I think it's funny that you censored your username in that post?

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