Topic: singing the national anthem while stripping and then peeing, but artfully like a fountain

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 10 years ago #49,136

That could really make baseball a hell of a game.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #639,933

We did that to your mom, she has a big fetish for Golden showers.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,935

I can think of at least a hundred things that would make baseball more entertaining than seeing dudes whipping out their dicks and pissing everywhere

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,936

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
oh ew I was thinking chicks

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,939

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
No you werent

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,944

@639,935 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
If there are one hundred such things, then they must be inconceivable.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,948

@previous (D)
Why?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,949

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Because I cannot even think of one thing that would be a finer sight than that.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,959

@previous (D)
Are you a homosexual?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,963

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
What? No. There's nothing gay about it.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,967

@previous (D)
There's nothing gay about admiring roided out dudes pissing in public, while you giggle and cheer them on?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,968

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
It would be a hell of a lot better than watching baseball.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,973

@previous (Metæ)
Baseball is so boring! I only like watching the retarded kids play

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,974

I'd watch like a kind of pissy ballet

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,977

@639,967 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
but he wants to watch the female singer who is singing the national anthem peeing like an artful fountain.

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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,978

@previous (G)
Yeah right

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,990

@639,977 (G)
She would have to time her squirts with the music, or holding a note while pushing out a piss fountain

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,027

sweet lord somebody animate this

hell live action it, amy schumer's into that stuff

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,057

@639,973 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I'll take baseball over a bunch of black guys bouncing a ball around.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,060

@639,973 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Plus a piss lasts what? 30 seconds max? Compared to 4+ hours for a baseball game.
> I only like watching the retarded kids play
I wish I could see this. Is this one of the fringe benefits of working in a nursing home?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,130

@640,057 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes I agree with that

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #640,131

@640,060 (Metæ)
Lol no my grandmother used to run a softball program called Challengers

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