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Topic: I shit on the floor and destroyed my parents' faith in me.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,104

> been using Ambien for the past two years or so. I've been abusing for the past one.

> Invited to a Christmas dinner with my extended family and all was all, until I got it into my head to take a peak at grannies medicine cabinet. I was completely unaware of how many generic zoplidem tartrate packs she had...a very cursory glace put it at something around 1000 pills.
I took 3 packages. Stealing medications from the elderly. New low for me.

> Back home, I went hard. I was doing about 60mg a day, which is an amount which is dangerously close to lethality.

> I had trouble keeping my balance and kept knocking things over. My parents came to investigate and found me naked, squatting over a popcorn bag spraying foul bowel juice into it but not quite getting it all the way.

> The bag, the floor, my room, me...all covered in feces. Apparently I was completely unreachable, too involved in my scatological disaster.

> Eventually I passed out in a pile of my own feces.

Will I ever get my pride back?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #639,463

pride comes from within. take steps to improve your life and yeah. especially once you have your parent's respect again. just takes time. that and not getting floor shitting trashed on scripts

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,464

@OP
Reported for Mattposting. Thanks.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,466

What does being awakening Ambien feel like?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,613

You done shit your pride away.

You don't have shit now.

Any shit you did have is now in a popcorn bag, or sprayed all over your room.

Pride isn't something you swallow, then shit away.

You have to earn, and keep that shit.

The shit will take a while for you to regain.

You really let the shit hit the fan.

You don't sleep in shit, you sleep in a bed.

Don't take no shit, man.

Shit, man, how much shit can you get yourself into?

Keep yourself out of shit.

Same shit, different day.

Don't be Green, and shit in a hat.

This is some weird shit.

Life is like a toilet, sometimes you're the shit, other times you're the toilet paper.

I just realized, this is a shit thread.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,625

This is up there with the meaty robot.
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