Topic: I don't know what you men think you're doing
Madwoman started this discussion 10 years ago #49,081
But getting me off IS NOT it, so get your pussy snouts outta my vag and let me show you how it's done bitches. After I kick you off me and onto your back (I am so fed up with your shit) I'll use and abuse that piece of meat you call a dick by smacking it, slapping it, twisting it, pinching your comic nutsack, and slamming a 12" dildo up your cock wallet with your tears as lube. Now we're close. I'll finish by grinding my clit on your fucking nose and squirting cum juice in your eyes. Fuck you. I get me off because you're a fucking inept loser. Cry, bitch.
909 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #639,282
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,285
OPYou a wimp compared to this lady.
A woman in chopped off her husband’s penis–twice–after discovering the man had taken a mistress and was having an affair, the New York Post reported.
The 32-year-old victim used his wife’s cell phone to send his 21-year-old mistress a steamy love note, but failed to log out of his account afterwards.
When his wife found the message later, she snapped, taking a pair of scissors and cutting the man’s penis off while he slept.
The man was rushed to a nearby hospital and doctors were successful in reattaching the penis.
However, the man’s jilted wife somehow managed to get into his hospital room and hacked his penis for a second time before tossing the appendage out the window.
Authorities conducted a thorough search but were unable to find the man’s missing penis, the Post reported.
The man’s wife was arrested.
The 32-year-old victim used his wife’s cell phone to send his 21-year-old mistress a steamy love note, but failed to log out of his account afterwards.
When his wife found the message later, she snapped, taking a pair of scissors and cutting the man’s penis off while he slept.
The man was rushed to a nearby hospital and doctors were successful in reattaching the penis.
However, the man’s jilted wife somehow managed to get into his hospital room and hacked his penis for a second time before tossing the appendage out the window.
Authorities conducted a thorough search but were unable to find the man’s missing penis, the Post reported.
The man’s wife was arrested.
0_0 replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,287
Usually women envy a penis
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,291
she probably ate it to gain its powers
Bush replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,292
I hate vag nerds. Nothing as bad as having a nerd in your vag. This faul ass fag fucks like a bag. Nothing is done right. An evil bitch, like I am, does not like little woody to always get his way and finish up before my bush gets all wet. I never get my wild way, afterwards I secretly go and make myself come when he sneaks off.
Bush double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #639,294
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #639,302
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,329
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,366
808 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #639,409
Just keep in the pocket
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #639,600
@OP
> But getting me off IS NOT it, so get your pussy snouts outta my vag and let me show you how it's done bitches. After I kick you off me and onto your back (I am so fed up with your shit) I'll use and abuse that piece of meat you call a dick by smacking it, slapping it, twisting it, pinching your comic nutsack, and slamming a 12" dildo up your cock wallet with your tears as lube. Now we're close. I'll finish by grinding my clit on your fucking nose and squirting cum juice in your eyes. Fuck you. I get me off because you're a fucking inept loser. Cry, bitch.
be my master
> But getting me off IS NOT it, so get your pussy snouts outta my vag and let me show you how it's done bitches. After I kick you off me and onto your back (I am so fed up with your shit) I'll use and abuse that piece of meat you call a dick by smacking it, slapping it, twisting it, pinching your comic nutsack, and slamming a 12" dildo up your cock wallet with your tears as lube. Now we're close. I'll finish by grinding my clit on your fucking nose and squirting cum juice in your eyes. Fuck you. I get me off because you're a fucking inept loser. Cry, bitch.
be my master
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #639,680
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #639,794
@639,600 (H)
Mistress, you sad sack of shit. I bet you're one of those sissy boys that wears diapers and pisses himself. What a pathetic little twat you must be in your pink frilly little cap sucking your thumb. I got something you can suck on and you better not gag or I'm shoving it staight up your ass without lube you bitch. You pathetic cum dumpster. My favorite colour is deep-tissue bruise purple, slut. Remember it.
Mistress, you sad sack of shit. I bet you're one of those sissy boys that wears diapers and pisses himself. What a pathetic little twat you must be in your pink frilly little cap sucking your thumb. I got something you can suck on and you better not gag or I'm shoving it staight up your ass without lube you bitch. You pathetic cum dumpster. My favorite colour is deep-tissue bruise purple, slut. Remember it.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #639,795
Mordor replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #639,798
For some reason he went, mad, beyond my comprehension.
Mordor double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #639,799
Are you still angy with huff ?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #639,806
@639,795 (H)
You're ageeable and short on text. That pleases Me. I will allow you to crawl to Me, on your knees until you're face to pussy. You'll sniff around between My thighs and breathe in My scent. When I tire of that, I'll grind My clit on your face until I get off. You're tongue will be fully extended this whole time. After, you can crawl back to your hole on your belly whilst I target practice on your ass cheeks.
Now thank Me.
You're ageeable and short on text. That pleases Me. I will allow you to crawl to Me, on your knees until you're face to pussy. You'll sniff around between My thighs and breathe in My scent. When I tire of that, I'll grind My clit on your face until I get off. You're tongue will be fully extended this whole time. After, you can crawl back to your hole on your belly whilst I target practice on your ass cheeks.
Now thank Me.