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Topic: jesus fest 2006

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 10 years ago #49,035

When I was 15 I went to a weird christian convention thingie for teenagers called Excel, and like 16 people crammed into our elevator as a joke. Everyone except for me thought it was funny. The elevator obviously stalled and got stuck and everyone started panicking and praying. i hope i never get stuck in an elevator full of furries trying to do the same thing because id probably kill myself

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later[^] [v] #638,787

also i still love jesus but i wouldnt go back there

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,788

i still love jesus but i drink sometimes

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,794

but christianity is wrong

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,795

@previous (B)
He misspelled sausagefest.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,796

@638,788 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
I'm ambivalent about Jesus and I drink all the time.

Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,813

@638,795 (C)
There were a lot of girls tbh. One girl wanted to show me her tits in the pool but i turned it down because I thought I would go to hell or something, it's really fucked up how they tried to brainwash us and I still regret that to this day

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,814

@previous (Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Jesus hated tits. I think Paul confirmed this in a letter to someone.

Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,816

Holy shit I never had a normal teenage sex life

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,821

@previous (Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw)
I done a Jesus up my bum are very good.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,840

@638,813 (Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw)

> There were a lot of girls tbh. One girl wanted to show me her tits in the pool but i turned it down because I thought I would go to hell or something, it's really fucked up how they tried to brainwash us and I still regret that to this day

Proof that Jesus is pure fucking evil.
Also proof that falco may see many tits but will never see the most perfect tits ever because Jesus is evil.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,870

@previous (G)
falcos only regret in life is not seeing a 15 year old's tits
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