Topic: how do i lose my "v-card" (no prostitutes)

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc started this discussion 10 years ago #49,027

thanks in advance

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #638,725

@OP
Craigslist.

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,726

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
only weirdos and rapists use craigslist

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,727

@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
You only said "no prostitutes". Stop being picky.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,728

Just hit a girl over the head with that big wooden club you carry around. I hear that's how they did it back in the day.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,730

Havent you had gay sex?

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,731

@638,728 (C)
the only big wooden club i carry around is in between my legs LOL

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,733

@638,730 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
no :(

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,734

@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
Maybe I'm misremembering but I had thought that you had mentioned a boyfriend?

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hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,735

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
we're not really serious. also he lives in texas

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,736

@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)
Oh an online boyfriend. Well, are you trying to have sex with a person who has a penis, or a person who has a vagina?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,738

okcupid actually has some cool people

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,740

hi!

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,743

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
that is slightly unnerving

McWalter joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #638,748

Will you wear a McDress with burgers in your armpits?
Rub yourself down with my McBacon-butty™!

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,763

You could do the way Green did and lose it to yourself behind Tesco in an alternate time loop.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,774

You can't!

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