Topic: Social etiquette, and who to warn before your mass shooting
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #49,004
There have been claims that there is nothing you can do to stop mass shootings, from the only country that regularly has them.Assume that this is a race based, religious, political tantrum type of mass shooting at an educational facility with an abortion clinic. Thanks
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #638,532
Good idea, let's just install giant magnets outside of these places so that you can't sneak in without an AK-boner tipping off the guard.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,536
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well fuck, if the fetuses are armed with guns once they come out of the womb, then what's the problem? We'll have newborn gun-heroes! Let's assume that grandpa and babby and everyone else has perfect aim like they've been trained to shoot a firearm and are just carrying it around on their hip. Grampa doesn't totally have the shakes and people don't ever miss!
I would totally love to be in a liquor store crime where everyone was pointing a gun at someone and most likely would shoot someone not related to the crime who was hiding under stuff. I feel like that smells like freedom.
Seriously everyone having a gun is a stupid idea.
Don't mind that trained police officers can barely manage to hit a target in a panicked situation... That should work out great! Mostly not-trained gun heroes will save the day and totally not shoot random people in the process.
If some cafe that I'm sitting in gets held up, then I'd rather the people just let it go rather than some ill-trained, self-appointed citizen militia start firing all over the place like a fucking crazy person on a shooting rampage. I don't trust that guy that I don't know with the weird look to carry a deadly weapon. I barely trust police to carry a deadly weapon. Seriously cafe person, your boss has insurance, and the money isn't yours. Even if your boss doesn't have insurance, it's not your fucking problem. Shooting people is probably not the answer. More guns is a stupid idea.
Well fuck, if the fetuses are armed with guns once they come out of the womb, then what's the problem? We'll have newborn gun-heroes! Let's assume that grandpa and babby and everyone else has perfect aim like they've been trained to shoot a firearm and are just carrying it around on their hip. Grampa doesn't totally have the shakes and people don't ever miss!
I would totally love to be in a liquor store crime where everyone was pointing a gun at someone and most likely would shoot someone not related to the crime who was hiding under stuff. I feel like that smells like freedom.
Seriously everyone having a gun is a stupid idea.
Don't mind that trained police officers can barely manage to hit a target in a panicked situation... That should work out great! Mostly not-trained gun heroes will save the day and totally not shoot random people in the process.
If some cafe that I'm sitting in gets held up, then I'd rather the people just let it go rather than some ill-trained, self-appointed citizen militia start firing all over the place like a fucking crazy person on a shooting rampage. I don't trust that guy that I don't know with the weird look to carry a deadly weapon. I barely trust police to carry a deadly weapon. Seriously cafe person, your boss has insurance, and the money isn't yours. Even if your boss doesn't have insurance, it's not your fucking problem. Shooting people is probably not the answer. More guns is a stupid idea.
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Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,537
@638,532 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Spoiler Alert: I wasn't equating your post to a pro-gun position, I just needed a springboard straw man for the rant.
Spoiler Alert: I wasn't equating your post to a pro-gun position, I just needed a springboard straw man for the rant.
Anonymous D triple-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,538
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #638,540
@previous (D)
Have you considered balling all of that hate up inside you and feeding it and buying a gun?
Have you considered balling all of that hate up inside you and feeding it and buying a gun?