Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later[^][v]#638,470
I dont know how anyone can get drunk on Manischewitz :( I had to shoot up some insulin just to make it through two glasses.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#638,471
Did he eat the pork?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#638,478
Did he circumcise the pig?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#638,481
@638,470 (Metæ)
He mixes a little cough syrup into it.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,521
Did you dance?
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,527
Coke or Pepsi?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,543
@638,471 (C)
Yes! @638,470 (Metæ)
That is the shittiest wine (also wine sucks) @638,478 (D)
No sadly. @638,521 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Yes. Well,I don't really know how to dance so I fumble and flail around like an idiot. I can only do that without hating myself while really good and drunk. @previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Coke. Pepsi is shit and yes there is a difference.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,544
What alcohol did you drink?
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,547
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I will post what I remember
Whiskey sour
Gin and tonic
Soco and lime
3 or 4 Tequila shots
2 vodka shots
1 shot of rum (maybe 2 idk)
Shirley Temple
Some iced tea shit (NY? Manhattan?) Not long island
And then other mixed drinks scattered throughout that are too numerous to remember.
Open bars: not even once. I think I pissed like 11 times in the 6 hours after the ceremony because I always followed an alcoholic drink with a glass of water so I didn't die of alcohol poisoning.
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Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,549
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That amount won't give you alcohol poisoning. I didn't get alcohol poisoning after 3 litres of rum so you'll be fine.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,551
Was it fun?
Were you horribly self conscious?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,557
@638,549 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) > 3 litres of rum
Jesus Christ.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,563
@638,549 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Are you insane? How do you drink that much? @638,551 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Yes and no! Well I was but then I drank until I wasn't.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,564
@638,557 (A)
Green's liver has learned how to process alcohol super efficiently. Specialized cells transport the alcohol it doesn't process into different timeloops to protect future Greens from the dangers of sobriety.
Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,565
@638,547 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I love how you break for a Shirley Temple in the middle of all that. That's class, man.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,567
@638,543 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm glad that you loosened up and had fun.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,582
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#638,621
@638,481 (E)
But being Fake Anon he makes sure never to exceed four tablespoons in a 24 hour period and to consult a doctor if symptoms worsen or cough is accompanied by fever or fluid in the lungs because these could be signs of a serious illness.
@638,547 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Geez! D: that's a lot even for me. That's like bert-level.