Topic: How to commit suicide for under a penny
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,980
Starvation!!!
I been reading up on it. The first two or three days suck as your body kicks into Survival mode. Then as your body feeds off fat and protein, you no longer feel hungry.
After several weeks, you become weak and delirious. Then you start sleeping more and more. Then eventually, you die.
It's a painless, peaceful, easy way to die.... And it costs less than a penny.
And guess what my New Years Resolution is????
This.
I been reading up on it. The first two or three days suck as your body kicks into Survival mode. Then as your body feeds off fat and protein, you no longer feel hungry.
After several weeks, you become weak and delirious. Then you start sleeping more and more. Then eventually, you die.
It's a painless, peaceful, easy way to die.... And it costs less than a penny.
And guess what my New Years Resolution is????
This.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #638,381
@OP
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,382
thats great and all but how do i get paid for committing suicide
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,386
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,387
walk to a bridge
jump off it
don't swim
jump off it
don't swim
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,390
visit the world's largest penny sculpture.
knock it over on top of yourself.
hopefully it's not hollow, or you might survive and be charged with destruction of property.
knock it over on top of yourself.
hopefully it's not hollow, or you might survive and be charged with destruction of property.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #638,449
delirium owns
