Topic: I'm going to have sex tonight
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,915
My salsa dancer girlfriend is coming over, we're going to watch Star Wars then have sex back in my flat. She's so cute and has a hot body! I cain't wait, forum.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #637,483
Salsa? Isn't that a type of dip?
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #637,484
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #637,485
is this the same one you were unhappy with for miscegenating
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #637,487
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I wasn't being serious about that. But yes, same girl. Actually she's an exgirlfriend from 2010 but we split up after the summer of 2010
I wasn't being serious about that. But yes, same girl. Actually she's an exgirlfriend from 2010 but we split up after the summer of 2010
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #637,489
@previous (A)
Will you be masturbating with the same hand or will you use the other hand to make it feel like someone else is doing it?
Will you be masturbating with the same hand or will you use the other hand to make it feel like someone else is doing it?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,500
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,505
@previous (A)
Because that's the only sex you're having. You didn't have a bitch at your house, you had paper towels and a dirty magazine.
Because that's the only sex you're having. You didn't have a bitch at your house, you had paper towels and a dirty magazine.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,507
@previous (E)
It sounds like you're projecting m8. Not everyone on the chans is a loser, some of us do alright and just goof off around here.
It sounds like you're projecting m8. Not everyone on the chans is a loser, some of us do alright and just goof off around here.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,509
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,573
Why do you feel the need to share this information with a bunch of weirdos on the internet?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,577
@637,509 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
why is he bragging about the possibility of sex online? because he's an insecure weirdo who rarely gets it
why is he bragging about the possibility of sex online? because he's an insecure weirdo who rarely gets it
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,581
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,582
oh, i'll be getting laid tomorrow night. not a matter of if, just whom. i love new years eve
|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,667
@637,573 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Why do you feel the need to share this information with a bunch of weirdos on the internet?
> Why do you feel the need to share this information with a bunch of weirdos on the internet?
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,674
@637,573 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (|βʒ| Meowth)
Because he looks up to us.
We are his heroes. :')
@previous (|βʒ| Meowth)
Because he looks up to us.
We are his heroes. :')
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,185
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,186
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,187
Upgrade to a salad dancer.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,188
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,191
@OP
How many cocks did you cram in your ass last night?
How many cocks did you cram in your ass last night?
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,215
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,228
@previous (M)went down to the cabana pretty early and was doing blow with a bunch of bitches and getting right fucked up. the chicks in hell are all fucking gorgeous, not sure why. just something i noticed. at midnight i was at the bar putting roofies in the champagne when my next life kicked in and i respawned in a ditch near my house. so, i went up the street to the pub and it was a total sausage fest. fucking sucks. happens every time i go to hell, just as it's starting to get good i wind up in a ditch bleeding out of my ear.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,234
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,242
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,244
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,249
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)i know you're not talking about the devil, cause that guy is awesome.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,319
Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,357
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,367
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,368
@638,357 (M)
autfag discovered r04r's plot and i was the only one who took the cyanide. everyone else bitched out. i spent 3 days in hell helping to get ready for the new years eve party at the new cabana by the fire pool. everything was going great until midnight when my 3 day pass was revoked and one of my 9 lives restored.
was this all not self explainatory?
autfag discovered r04r's plot and i was the only one who took the cyanide. everyone else bitched out. i spent 3 days in hell helping to get ready for the new years eve party at the new cabana by the fire pool. everything was going great until midnight when my 3 day pass was revoked and one of my 9 lives restored.
was this all not self explainatory?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #638,369
@previous (squeegee)
I thought it was pretty obvious. Well, except for the part where it was r04r's plot. I would've suspected Becky myself.
I thought it was pretty obvious. Well, except for the part where it was r04r's plot. I would've suspected Becky myself.