Topic: I'm performing my own orchirectomy, fuck it

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 10 years ago #48,869

I have memorized the materials and have a good ideas of the surgical procedure in this instance, so it shall be done. All I need is to order a surgical scalpel and some ketamine derivatives for analgesic purposes, and we're all set. Hail the brilliant intelligenc of Aspergian self-reliance, a racuous laugh in the face to matriarchal mediocrity.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #636,991

Be sure to pour benadryl on it

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #636,993

Be sure to pour demestos on it

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #636,994

@636,991 (Metæ)
Of no use to him. Spastic autphag cannot read instructions.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,001

> risking accidental suicide because you can't deal with the commitment of the traditional route

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,002

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Doctors and therapists are celtonegroid matriarchal cryptojudaic something or other.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,003

Good luck, see you after you wake up in the hospital

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,004

@637,002 (Metæ)
> celtonegroid matriarchal cryptojudaic

Oh my you just used one of his cockomany negrologistic terms.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,015

@636,994 (D)
Is Spastic autphag, in fact, a 15 minute drive from you? Thanks.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,016

@637,002 (Metæ)
IIRC, it's the matriarchy that controls the hospitals. Somehow.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Adam Jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,017

@OP
I once performed my own open heart surgery. It's pretty easy. Good luck!

Anon Z joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,031

@previous (Adam Jensen)
No shit? Awesome!

I once had to remove a tumor from my brain, and it was a little complicated, but I got it done!

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #637,033

this make me wanna throw up
I had a nitenAre like that

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