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Topic: Green

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,839

I drink cider
yess the women folk drink it too

but it is just so tasty and shit
I have to drink four gallons of cider to get pissed then I lay in me tup and pee on meself

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later[^] [v] #636,526

That's cool. Whatever makes you happy, bro.

Sing with me! Record a vocaroo if you have the chance!

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots
they're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking for better weather

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

Where is me shirt me noggin, noggin shirt
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
For the collar is all worn and the sleeves they are all torn
And the tail is looking for better weather

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed
Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander!

Yep. Kinda feelin' this way. No cute lassies drinking gin, alas. I'm coughing a lot recently, but it's likely due to not-so-humid conditions where I am. I think I just kicked down my bedroom door while singing this because I was too fucked up to actually work the handle. Fun times. My roommate is no likely scared because my friends come over drunk as shit and we fight with each other. It's a friend thing, it's not like we would include anyone not in our little circle to brutally fight with. It will be fun buying and installing a new handle. Also, I may have a black eye.

Anyway, I've stopped watching Merlin episodes. It just kind of fucking hurts my soul.
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