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Topic: I have GERD and I hate it.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 10 years ago #48,813

Why doesn't Matt have it.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #636,345

Matt has been warding off death using ancient Chinese medicine.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #636,350

@previous (B)

Why do I get shitty diseases, whilst he is in perfect health.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #636,354

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It isn't fair, is it?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #636,356

@previous (B)
Yes, especially because Matt is a terrorist.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #636,371

NB4 matt crying to green saying, "why would you mcsay that my forason, i manlove you. Will you forgive me for whatever it is I mcdid so mcwrong?"

Matt is a pathetic asshole, and couldn't terrorize a preschool classroom.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,388

I will outdrink the GERD!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,398

GERD: Green's Excessive Raging Drunkenness

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,399

@previous (D)
Actually it is Gastro-estrophaul, rampant dilemma.

Anonymous A joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,524

@636,388 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
cider is not even really drinking son...you might as well be drinking a stawfuckingberry milkshake...hahahahaahahhahaahahahahaa..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,530

how you got the GERD?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,533

It's weird because if I don't eat foods with a lot of starches in them, I feel like I am dying. I only feel comfortable after a meal with a lot of starch in it. I don't seem to gain weight from it. My metabolism just seems to need starches to work properly. Sometimes I am just craving a huge bowl of pasta, and even if I eat a bunch of fettuccine alfredo I don't seem to gain any weight. In fact, sometimes I lose weight from eating a lot.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,537

@previous (D)
I like potatoes

I say eat the fuckers

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,539

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Eat potatoes! Eat something you can count to!
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