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Topic: LLM member wanted in connection over a stabbing

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,794

SAN DIEGO (AP) — San Diego police say they're seeking a woman described as weighing about 400 pounds with a beard in the stabbing of a man who asked for a cigarette.

Police on Thursday are looking for the woman they say stabbed the man in the neck on Wednesday night.

Police Officer Robert Heims tells the San Diego Union-Tribune (http://bit.ly/1ItgJ8E) that the 39-year-old man had walked up to a woman and a group of others and asked them for a cigarette in the city's East Village.

They say the woman then told the man to get away from her things before stabbing him and running away. They say the heavyset woman with facial hair was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

The man was hospitalized but is expected to survive.

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_29309601/police-say-they-seek-400-pound-bearded-woman

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later[^] [v] #636,244

A backstabbing?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,249

@previous (B)
A neckbeard stabbing.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,251

@previous (C)
I hear those can be fatal

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,256

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Necks are protected by beards, so it couldn't be fatal. They can only be cut by social commentary

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,275

beareded lady?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,277

@636,256 (B)
No, to cut off any part of a neckbeard is to destroy knowledge of shell commands, instant realization of regex expressions needed to do a search, intricate knowledge of how to prevent memory leaks while passing data structures between functions/methods, and to prevent a love of all science fiction. The loss of neckbeard can make a man wish he died and became one with the force.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #636,287

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